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Grover Norquist 

Another one of those antigovernment extremist morons, he wants to gut every social program on the planet and privatize everything so some big ass corporations can step all over us even more than they can now
Grover Norquist wants to shift the tax burden to the middle class even more, resulting in an ever-increasing gap between the rich and poor.

Grover Norquist 

A scumbag worse than a child molester. The joker, Darth vader, Freddy kreuger, Hannibal lector, and Jeffery Dahmer gathered together and masturbated onto cruella de ville, and Grover Norquist is the mutated-pedophilic result.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Grover Norquist?
Person 2: Yeah! He's the guy with the really small dick!
Person 1: He's similar to Santorum

Person 2: Really? He's an ass hole!
Grover Norquist by stoogey April 3, 2012

Strawberry Norquist 

The act of giving someone a hickey so brutal, that the piece of skin sucked on becomes insanely bloody and large.
Bro, I can't see the new Spiderman movie because the strawberry Norquist that my girlfriend gave me on my neck is way too noticeable and hurts like hell.

Norquist 

One level south of scum of the earth. The nadir of earthly existence. The lowest of the lows. The epicenter of depravity. The stinkhole of human existence. A person that makes Satan look like Mother Teresa.
That pedophile and murderer is an absolute douché bag, but he's still has fallen to the depths of a Norquist.
Norquist by TYT ARMY April 4, 2012

norquist 

The dirtiest, ugliest, cheapest old whore in the seediest whorehouse in the world. This type of whore will literally do anything for money -up to and including choking themselves to death on hot cow shit, while being fucked by multiple barnyard animals. Will often call others dirty whores and parasites in an attempt to make themselves appear less norquist, and thus attain more clients for their whoring.
I'm going to be dead soon, the doctor says the norquist I passed in the street yesterday gave me Super AIDS.
norquist by AYoungTurk April 8, 2012

Norquist 

A vile whore-like creature that provides free sexual services to the lower than lowest scum of the earth.
Cenk Ugyur: Republicans like calling names so much... there should be a definition for Norquist as the lower than lowest scum of the earth; like Santorum.
Norquist by SinTax April 2, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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