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Norridgewock 

A small town--with only one traffic light--located in Central Maine.

A town where the most exciting thing that happens is creeping out your window at someone who got pulled over by the police.
Guy 1: Dude, let's hang out in Norridgewock tonight!
Guy 2: But nothing ever happens there!
Guy 1: Maybe we'll see someone get stopped by the popo!
Norridgewock by bizzle207 April 12, 2010
Noun: A silverback of Northern European ancestry, indigenous and endemic to the Central Texas area.

Verb: To use surprising cunning against and prevail.
Noun: Check out that Norling over there, I hear he has five sacks!

Verb: Truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.
Norling by Truant January 13, 2004
Too old to be a middle school teacher, Valarie Norwid is the reason to ruin the desire of learning science at an early age! Forces children to do projects every millisecond til their left pinky falls off. Pfft having a free day of no work? not in her agenda. She screams 'YOU GET A 50' while mixing the tears of 8th graders and concept maps in her cauldron.
Her so called hOt iTaLiAn bOyFrIeNd was dumped by her since she couldnt handle drama (though her drama is older than her 12 day old adult diapers and crusty mascara). For the future fetuses, i pray for you, she's not only a witch, she's satan and her grading process is hell.
Harley: *messes up her newton's craddle*

Ms: Norwid: HARLEY GET OUT OF MY CLASS. FIX THE CRADDLE BEFORE YOU LEAVE. YOU GET A 50 FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR

Harley: mESSES IT UP MORE

Ms: Norwid: all mExiCaNs are drug dealers !!!

Catherine: *surprised pikachu meme*
Norwid by theydidsurgeryonanorange December 9, 2018
The light of guidance. Usually named for muslim daughter.
Norhidaya defines as 'Light of the guidance'.
norhidaya by PoseidonQT August 15, 2021
Awesome, amazing, pretty much the same as sick or bomb
last night was pretty nollid
Nollid by spaz219 October 8, 2009

Nolidays 

Days that are not holidays; during the school/university/college term/semester; work days when you aren't on annual leave
1. Zeb: I love the holidays
Mum: same, let's call the days that are not holidays the nolidays
Zeb: nolidays suck
Mum: tell me, nolidays are the worst

2. Yayness, only one more week of nolidays until it's the holidays!
Nolidays by jjcm September 20, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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