Norwid 

Too old to be a middle school teacher, Valarie Norwid is the reason to ruin the desire of learning science at an early age! Forces children to do projects every millisecond til their left pinky falls off. Pfft having a free day of no work? not in her agenda. She screams 'YOU GET A 50' while mixing the tears of 8th graders and concept maps in her cauldron.
Her so called hOt iTaLiAn bOyFrIeNd was dumped by her since she couldnt handle drama (though her drama is older than her 12 day old adult diapers and crusty mascara). For the future fetuses, i pray for you, she's not only a witch, she's satan and her grading process is hell.

Harley: *messes up her newton's craddle*

Ms: Norwid: HARLEY GET OUT OF MY CLASS. FIX THE CRADDLE BEFORE YOU LEAVE. YOU GET A 50 FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR

Harley: mESSES IT UP MORE

Ms: Norwid: all mExiCaNs are drug dealers !!!

Catherine: *surprised pikachu meme*

Norwid by theydidsurgeryonanorange December 9, 2018

going to norwich 

Was a slang used to ask someone if they wanted to smoke marijuana so no one would know what you were asking.

Norwich had an insane asylum and we would smoke so much we would should have been committed.

Hey Billy, You want to go to Norwich?
Yo were going to Norwich want to come?
I haven't been to Norwich in a long time.

going to norwich by Figaro420 April 7, 2021

norwich man 

a finished football player from portugal who is father 6 children and also a rapist

he carried his team Manchester united from 2nd position to 7th position in epl and his retard fans blame harry maguire for it but cannot accept the fact that their idol ghosted against good teams like liverpool , man city, chelsea etc. and statpadding with teams like Norwich & Tottenham

when his team need him the most he disappears

he's norwich man

I needed 13 goals in that match, I had no fear
because norwich man was on pitch

norwich man by Yourmomssexoffender April 18, 2022

Norridgewock 

A small town--with only one traffic light--located in Central Maine.

A town where the most exciting thing that happens is creeping out your window at someone who got pulled over by the police.

Guy 1: Dude, let's hang out in Norridgewock tonight!
Guy 2: But nothing ever happens there!
Guy 1: Maybe we'll see someone get stopped by the popo!

Norridgewock by bizzle207 April 12, 2010

Norwad 

noun: Norwad or Norwads (plural)

Are a people. They are heavy set Norwegian women with apple bobbed hair cuts. They often work as a receptionist and can be defined as lawfully neutral. They will not make any exceptions to any rules and often make peoples lives difficult. If you have the unfortunate opportunity to have one as a health inspector or state inspector you will often see them come down judging any culture out side of their norm. They mostly populate Minnesota followed by wisconsin and Iowa but you can find them all across the USofA.

They also often talk extremly passive aggressively and enjoy answering back questions with long sighed OKKAAYs?

Some norwads have been spotted in movies and tv for instance the women in charge of rental cars in the movie "planes trains and automobiles" or the receptionist who asks if anyone has a case of the mondays in "office space". A famous norwad would also be Delores Umbridge from Harry Potter.
While 90% of Norwads are Norwegian decent many have been spotted to just be white. Norwegian is very different from Norwegian decent.

person1: Everytime I tried to explain my situation she either responded "Okaayy?" Or "sorry sweetie but I dont make the rules"
person2: Wow sounds like a total Norwad. .

Norwad by therenowitsart September 4, 2014

Norwad 

an immigrant from Norway

I knew that guy was a Norwad when he said, "Uffda."

Norwad by girf May 17, 2009

Norwich Connecticut 

Despite being called the "Rose City" Norwich has a constant smell of rotting plants combined with cannabis. A favorite spot for middle class white people to pretend to be street thugs while staying safe from the actual streets in New London. Local pastimes include dining at the premiered 7/11, and shoplifting the local Goodwill. Main exports include Meth, Crack and shitty ass drivers. You won't have your car broken into but don't be surprised to find homeless people rubbing their stomach on your car if you leave it for more than 5 minutes. Local mothers ship their welfare claims to the Norwich Free Academy where students either choke on fumes from poor ventilation or get expelled for asking teachers for prescription drugs. If you live in surrounding towns like Bozrah, Lebanon, or Preston you probably know someone from here who either drives a shitbox Subaru/Civic complete with monster energy stickers, thinks selling 25$ of weed a week is the "grind" or claims Chris Webby cured his depression.

"Hey man you ever been to Norwich Connecticut?" Nah Fam, not a fan of watching local crackheads try to fight hicks from Lebanon just trying to get weed"

Norwich Connecticut by Official Loser man November 18, 2021