Workolepsy 

The phenomena whereby you could be falling asleep at your desk but as soon as you get home you're totally fine.

I was falling asleep at my desk but as soon as I left there I felt better,I must have workolepsy.

Workolepsy by JoeNJ2 January 5, 2011

norkolepsy

The state of trance a man enters when confronted with a pair of tits.

Sorry about that. I went into norkolepsy when Clavdia come in in that off-the-shoulder ballgown. Just run to the lav for a quick number three. Did I miss anything?

norkolepsy by Lord Grimcock May 15, 2009