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the act of doing nothing while bored
Eric i was so nored yesterday i sat in my bed and stared at the wall all day
nored by evilaznlayos February 15, 2010
Related Words
1 to be ignored and bored
2 to be super horny
3 to seek gay compainionship
4 to be turned on
1 i feel so nored right now why won't anyone listen to me
2 i am so nored right now , i just gotta shoot a load!
3 i would like to be nored with you; i think you look really nored right now
4 you are making me nored
nored by black magic 101 February 19, 2008
Noun: A moped that doesn't go.
My moped is buggered - it's a noped.
noped by Fishyrich April 28, 2015
Short for "No One Escapes Death" from Dead by Daylight. Noed is a hex perk which causes all survivors to suffer the "exposed" status effect once the exit gates have been opened, thus causing survivors to die from one hit from the killer as opposed to two hits. Most killers in Dead by Daylight are usually flamed at for "Being carried by noed".
"lol, imagine being carried by noed"
"Guys he has noed, we have to find and cleanse the hex totem"
Noed by Goatz4Oatz November 6, 2018

Nordic Five 

A hot ass group of sexy Nordics. The group includes Denmark ( Mathias Køhler),Sweden ( Berwald Oxenstierna), Norway ( Lukas Bondevik),Iceland ( Emil Steilsson), and Finland ( Tino Väinämöinen). They are all attractive as fuck and gay as all hell.
I swear the Nordic Five are getting hotter and gayer every season.
Nordic Five by ErenJäeger15 November 26, 2016

noredink 

Teacher- " ok, class, today all I want you to do is..."
class gets excited and hopes they can do basically nothing
Teacher- " go online and do your noredink. I have 3 new assignments for you!"

entire class has left the class
noredink by Smart_bish May 13, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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