Noodle hair 

"Noodle hair" can be used to describe someone with rather long blond hair.

And sometimes curly hair.
It's typically used as an insult.

Malthe: "Bitch you have Noodle hair"
Me: *Cries*

Noodle hair by Guesswhoroxyfromgta5is March 17, 2022

Noodle hair 

The mop on top of ksi’s big head

Simon: man look at his noodle hair.
Tobi: fuckin noodles man.

Noodle hair by It’s me josh June 9, 2020

Noodle hair 

When somebody's hair is blonde and looks noodles

You have Noodle hair

Noodle hair by Hdhdvxdg March 20, 2022

noodle hair Ronaldo 

The incarnation of Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo in the mid-to-late 2010s, referring to the frosted tips hairstyle he was sporting at the time. It was a period of particular success for Ronaldo, winning the Ballon d'Or several times as well as successive Champions League titles with Real Madrid and the UEFA European Championships 2016 with Portugal.

When you saw noodle hair Ronaldo, you knew the game was over before it had even started.

noodle hair Ronaldo by falsetokaiba February 12, 2022

ramen noodle hair 

When someone with short, blonde hair takes a shower and puts gel in their hair and it looks like tiny crunchy ramen noodles

Oh my gosh Andrew has ramen noodle hair!

ramen noodle hair by Tomatothehoe February 26, 2018

noodlehair 

Long hair that looks really greasy and unwashed

Person 1: Look, that slob got total noodlehair!
Person 2: Yeah you are right, ugh.

noodlehair by Simikasa April 29, 2014