The incarnation of Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo in the mid-to-late 2010s, referring to the frosted tips hairstyle he was sporting at the time. It was a period of particular success for Ronaldo, winning the Ballon d'Or several times as well as successive Champions League titles with Real Madrid and the UEFA European Championships 2016 with Portugal.

When you saw noodle hair Ronaldo, you knew the game was over before it had even started.

noodle hair Ronaldo by falsetokaiba February 12, 2022

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ramen noodle hair

When someone with short, blonde hair takes a shower and puts gel in their hair and it looks like tiny crunchy ramen noodles

Oh my gosh Andrew has ramen noodle hair!

ramen noodle hair by Tomatothehoe February 26, 2018

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noodlehair

Long hair that looks really greasy and unwashed

Person 1: Look, that slob got total noodlehair!
Person 2: Yeah you are right, ugh.

noodlehair by Simikasa April 29, 2014

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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