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One who continually seeks out noobs and torments them.
LegolasarcherXXX: OMG I just got WoW today and every time I ask for help a level 70 mocks me.

(earlier)

LegolasarcherXXX: Where do I find Westfall?
Level 70 in Epics: Mandrik's Wife
LegolasarcherXXX: OMG why do all you noobafiles have to pick on me
Noobafile by Red White and Dead August 30, 2007
Words you can keep

Noobalie 

A girl with the name Natalie who is a noob.
Noobalie, go away.
Noobalie by vballgirl100100 April 9, 2011
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noobafied 

When a rookie (usually in a virtual game) defeats an experienced player.
Dude you got noobafied
noobafied by Dare Lorenzo December 13, 2007

Noobwaffle 

Insane pumps. Usually semen or damage. Harp stacking. Noobwaffle aim.
I'm gonna cum, insane Noobwaffle semen pump is coming.

Is that Noobwaffle aim? There's semen everywhere!
Noobwaffle by baesmom October 14, 2021

noobified 

when a pro has been away from gaming for so long, their skills
become merely adequate and they don't pwn as hard as they usually would.
1:
"I've been away for so long that I'm noobified man. I mean is this a keyboard? I don't know.....Is this a mouse? I don't know?"

2:
pro1 "hey man whats wrong why are you teh suck? you usually pwn."

pro2 "I'm completely noobified man. I just got back from the Dominican Repub."
noobified by teh vantangler February 22, 2008
Noobfire is a nickname used in MMORPGs by spammers and trolls, usually people from the balkans.

They are adept at avoiding bans.
NOOBFIRE IS THE BEST DUDU IN THE WORLD
Noobfire by Acuzio May 27, 2010
referring to a sexually attractive player/person that has little to no skill in whatever they are doing.
Person 1: Oh my god, did you just see that hot level 10 Blood Elf rogue?

Person 2: Yeah, she's so noobile!
noobile by That... October 10, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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