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A noob who is so fat that he has man tits.
Awesome person: dude you are such a noobtit, go eat more doritos and go play WoW.
noobtit by Ahhnold November 8, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
The naked ignorance demonstrated by a noob.
One player says to noob player who just did something wrong, "You're such an embarrassing public display of noobity!"
Noobity by J_Boogieman2 December 19, 2012
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noobitalia

The genitalia of one whom is, a noob. Noobitalia generally features a small penis and/or testicles. This is not to be confused with pencilius dickitus, also known as Ward Syndrome.
Girl: Lets Fuck!!
Noob: YAY!!!!
*reveals noobitalia*
Girl: ...Nevermind...*laughs*
Noob: OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!
noobitalia by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

Noobitis 

A disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.

Unsure if you have this disease? Do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don't call you anymore
-your parents don't call you anymore
-your grandma doesn't call you anymore
-you just canceled your phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you're a priest and someone dies in your party

These are only a few of the symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don't bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.
Hector, I understand that you have noobitis, but could you please stop fucking up in life?
Noobitis by phongoo January 14, 2009

Noobitard 

Noun/Adj. A noob so retarded that just calling him a noob is not enough. Same with calling him a retard. Therefore, the name noobitard was born and is only bestowed upon the most retarded noobs.
John is a fuckin noobitard. He thought it would be fun to drive with his eyes closed. Needless to say, he ran a red light and smashed his truck into a police car.
Noobitard by LordNoobitard December 27, 2010
1) Skilled gamer who declares that he's unexperienced or a noob to attract other real noobs to slaughter. Then taunts them by lashing the loser with some "pwnage" label.

2) Any game character designed to look easy to kill, but having a special skill making it difficult to destroy (lightning fast skeletons)
n00b417: You got pwned by noobait!GG uninstall!
noobait by Tronicwave August 17, 2006
A person who is , from the get go, a noob, normally told by they're friends to get on the game to help them be noobs. A group of noobites can be called a noobite colony, swarm, flock, or pack.
We were having a good game, until a noob came in. It wouldn't have been a problem, until he envoked the noobite packs by calling in his friends.
Noobite by Akalay February 28, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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