noobtit

A noob who is so fat that he has man tits.

Awesome person: dude you are such a noobtit, go eat more doritos and go play WoW.

by Ahhnold November 8, 2008

Noobity

The naked ignorance demonstrated by a noob.

One player says to noob player who just did something wrong, "You're such an embarrassing public display of noobity!"

by J_Boogieman2 December 19, 2012

noobitalia

The genitalia of one whom is, a noob. Noobitalia generally features a small penis and/or testicles. This is not to be confused with pencilius dickitus, also known as Ward Syndrome.

Girl: Lets Fuck!!
Noob: YAY!!!!
*reveals noobitalia*
Girl: ...Nevermind...*laughs*
Noob: OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

Noobitis

A disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.

Unsure if you have this disease? Do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don't call you anymore
-your parents don't call you anymore
-your grandma doesn't call you anymore
-you just canceled your phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you're a priest and someone dies in your party

These are only a few of the symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don't bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.

Hector, I understand that you have noobitis, but could you please stop fucking up in life?

by phongoo January 14, 2009

Noobitard

Noun/Adj. A noob so retarded that just calling him a noob is not enough. Same with calling him a retard. Therefore, the name noobitard was born and is only bestowed upon the most retarded noobs.

John is a fuckin noobitard. He thought it would be fun to drive with his eyes closed. Needless to say, he ran a red light and smashed his truck into a police car.

by LordNoobitard December 27, 2010

noobait

1) Skilled gamer who declares that he's unexperienced or a noob to attract other real noobs to slaughter. Then taunts them by lashing the loser with some "pwnage" label.

2) Any game character designed to look easy to kill, but having a special skill making it difficult to destroy (lightning fast skeletons)

n00b417: You got pwned by noobait!GG uninstall!

by Tronicwave August 17, 2006

Noobite

A person who is , from the get go, a noob, normally told by they're friends to get on the game to help them be noobs. A group of noobites can be called a noobite colony, swarm, flock, or pack.

We were having a good game, until a noob came in. It wouldn't have been a problem, until he envoked the noobite packs by calling in his friends.

by Akalay February 28, 2011