noobait

1) Skilled gamer who declares that he's unexperienced or a noob to attract other real noobs to slaughter. Then taunts them by lashing the loser with some "pwnage" label.

2) Any game character designed to look easy to kill, but having a special skill making it difficult to destroy (lightning fast skeletons)

n00b417: You got pwned by noobait!GG uninstall!

noobait by Tronicwave August 17, 2006

noobastake

Is said of a mistake that was made by a newbie.

Comes from the fusification of the words n00b and mistake in a way that sounds like the band Hoobastank. Listening to them might be considered a mistake.

Coined by LeDur while speaking with a friend that ended up getting charged unecessarily at an ATM - Nov 1st 2012

Dude: Man I forgot to switch to Geico and then I got charged with fees on this no-fee ATM!
Dude's friend: Those are such noobastakes!

noobastake by LeDur February 7, 2013

noobatron 

A person whose skills either resemble that of a retarded robot or a person who acts like one. The origin of the "atron" suffix stems from the series transformers and/or beast wars.

Example 1
Guy1 : This guy can't micro his troops at all!
Guy2 : Yeah, he's a noobatron.

Example 2
Person : You should of seen him play guitar hero! He looked like such a noobatron!

noobatron by Evinkuraga August 7, 2007

Noobity 

The naked ignorance demonstrated by a noob.

One player says to noob player who just did something wrong, "You're such an embarrassing public display of noobity!"

Noobity by J_Boogieman2 December 19, 2012

noobitalia

The genitalia of one whom is, a noob. Noobitalia generally features a small penis and/or testicles. This is not to be confused with pencilius dickitus, also known as Ward Syndrome.

Girl: Lets Fuck!!
Noob: YAY!!!!
*reveals noobitalia*
Girl: ...Nevermind...*laughs*
Noob: OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!

noobitalia by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

Noobitis 

A disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.

Unsure if you have this disease? Do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don't call you anymore
-your parents don't call you anymore
-your grandma doesn't call you anymore
-you just canceled your phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you're a priest and someone dies in your party

These are only a few of the symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don't bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.

Hector, I understand that you have noobitis, but could you please stop fucking up in life?

Noobitis by phongoo January 14, 2009

Noobitard 

Noun/Adj. A noob so retarded that just calling him a noob is not enough. Same with calling him a retard. Therefore, the name noobitard was born and is only bestowed upon the most retarded noobs.

John is a fuckin noobitard. He thought it would be fun to drive with his eyes closed. Needless to say, he ran a red light and smashed his truck into a police car.

Noobitard by LordNoobitard December 27, 2010