Noobmaster69 is an obnoxious child who plays the battle royale video game "Fortnite." Noobmaster69 is rude to everyone, especially Taika Waititi. Noobmaster69 often claims to have performed various sexual acts with the mothers of other players.

"Noobmaster69 is so mean! Thor should fly to his house, rip off his legs, and shove them up his own butt!"

noobmaster69 by EGGPENGUIN May 8, 2019

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Noobanese

Root words noob, newb, and noob.

1. The native language of the noobs.
2. A person of noob ancestry.

. Im sorry what did you say? I don't speak noobanese.
. Hey guyz im new, can ihave free itemss? kthnx!
. omgwtf, lag.
. Bullshhit fuckin cheater hax mother bitch hax0r newb.

Noobanese by Dark6 September 11, 2005

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noobmaster69

a bitch who spends his entire life in his mom's basement with their arms up their ass

noobmaster69's mom gae

noobmaster69 by meme_mastah May 8, 2019

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Nomance

n. When you're dating someone but, frankly, there's nothing there. You're just going through the motions, passing the time and waiting for something better to come along. Don't even ask about the sex.

Pete and Jordan don't look too happy together.
Damn right - it's the nomance of the century.

Nomance by Satandog March 22, 2006

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