Noobanese

Root words noob, newb, and noob.

1. The native language of the noobs.
2. A person of noob ancestry.

. Im sorry what did you say? I don't speak noobanese.
. Hey guyz im new, can ihave free itemss? kthnx!
. omgwtf, lag.
. Bullshhit fuckin cheater hax mother bitch hax0r newb.

by Dark6 September 11, 2005

noobinese

This is the language used by many noobs and other people online who are generally uneducated in english. People who cannot type may also use it. It is basically the replacement of actual words with letters or numbers that sound like them, regardless of how short the original word is. It is done supposedly for the sake of speed, but is seen on forums and other things that require no such rush. Though some think doing so on IM is acceptable, this is only so if the person lacks the ability to comfortably type a four-letter word in the time it takes to search out and poke a single key. It also includes the intentional misspelling of words and incorrect grammar and punctuation in order to save the amount of keys you have to press to make the words sound right.
It is also known as "noob talk", "AOL talk", and various other names.

"Are" would be "r"
"You" would be "u".
"Your" or "you're" would be "ur".
"To", "two", or "too" would be "2".
"for" would be "4".
"Before" would be "b4".

A sentence might look like this:
"y r u calin me a noob im not a noob ill tel on u if u keep sayin dat im a noob ur a noob 2 ive been here 4 a lng time b4 u and ill b here after ur gone"

by gLiTcH October 24, 2004

nubanese

speaking nub, usually includes cupping the ear as if you cannot hear or understand what they are saying.

"Halo 2 is the nuts"
"Sorry, I cant hear you I don't speak nubanese"

by Pants69 February 19, 2007

Noobese

One that suffer from noobesity. You will aquire this when you are so n00bish that your body cannot contain all the noobsauce that is stored and you start vomiting Stupid everywhere.

Dude likes Fall Out Boy, that guy is so fucking noobese

by Street Dentist November 30, 2006

noobiness

Adjective;
One who is inevitably, without a doubt, a noob in all situations.

Kye cannot even handle it. He is pure noobiness.

by Prothesis October 1, 2014

Noobness

The essence of noob.

You're full of noobness, noob!

by brocklie February 22, 2009

nooby/noobness

new person

Oh your such a nooby. Your so noobness

by charlotte delo October 25, 2003