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Norbering 

The participation in several events on a single occasion / night.

Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.
Jerry: "I have decided to have two dates in one day, to save time"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"
Norbering by El Cuervo Grando September 7, 2013

Noobertia 

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source
I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.
Noobertia by ilib February 2, 2010

Noobinator

1. An extremely deadly noob that can terminate a professional on his/her first try.
2. A totally bitchin' dude that owns you.
Dude, did you see that noobinator pwn that faggzor?
Noobinator by Dr. Greene July 18, 2004

NOOBINATOR

A leet machine sent back in time to destroy and noobinate noobs.
The NOOBINATOR went back in time and NOOBINATED some noobs.
NOOBINATOR by THEE NOOBINATOR December 9, 2008

noobernaut 

A person in call of duty 4 that uses Juggernaut
Man what a fucking noobernaut.
noobernaut by Whycantipickadamnname February 25, 2008

Noobletina 

A Noobletina is a person that is noobier than a noob and a nooblete, thus becoming the ultimate noobletina.

Being the inventor of this wonderful and glorious word, everyone should mostly use it in games.
Joe: Hey how do you assign numbers to units?
Jack: Shh now noobletina.
Noobletina by Sharp77 March 16, 2013