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Nooberoni 

1. Somebody who is an novice, inexperienced in any activity they participate in and is added to your party, group, alliance, possie, gang, crew, click, or any form of organization. That person is just an add on like a pepperoni to a pizza. Just an addition, but if you are affiliated or associated with a Nooberino, your reputation and credibility is ruined. In most cases, video games, but used in real life too.
Luis: Hey guys!
Ricky: Sup man.
Luis: I just met this guy from the game that we play, and was wondering if he could hang with us.
Leon: Hi guys!
Ricky: Um.. this guys got no skills, he cant run fast, he cant jump high, and he doesnt even have a job or car. Where did you find this NOOBERONI?!
Nooberoni by Ricky Bell February 12, 2008
Words you can keep

Noobertia 

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source
I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.
Noobertia by ilib February 2, 2010

Noobonic Plague 

A situation in a cyber environment in which the ratio of l33ts to n00bs is less than (√(5)-1) to 2.
Z0mz0rz6912: "Dude, all these noobs on this forum -- it's like a freakin' noobonic plague."

Ch1ck3nPl0x: "Man, I took on a noobonic plague and just pwned like 15 total noobs on this MMORPG."
Noobonic Plague by qu4s1p4wn February 20, 2009

Noobonics 

1. Noobonics is the language of the geek/nerd/dork or any computer user who thinks he/she is cool (l33t) by T4wK!NG Li3K DiS.

John - Did you meet the new kid in the chat?
Sara - Yeah, but I couldn't understand his noobonics.
Noobonics by dbieon12 March 8, 2008

Noobonic Plague 

When a large group of noobs mobs an area with its ineptitude. This can occur in games or real life.
Woah this Noobonic Plague is making our team suck hard...
Noobonic Plague by Banerik July 28, 2006

noobtrosity 

what occurz when a noob does something mighty noobish, such as killing himself...with a stick...or superglue
hehehehe did u see that noobtrosity, what a fucktard!!!
noobtrosity by BIATCH December 10, 2004

noobernaut 

Man what a fucking noobernaut.
noobernaut by Whycantipickadamnname February 25, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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