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Non-Traditional Slytherin

-Non-traditional Slytherins- The ones that just take Salazar's traditions and traits that we are associated with our house and throw it out the window and make way for some new Slytherin that they made up...the ones that think these traits and traditions are bad and wants us to follow the "good" traits that they deem appropriate for us.

- Non-traditional Slytherins are those who were hoping to be in another house, disappointed to be sorted into Slytherin because they either a) buy into all that stereotype about how we're only all evil or b) have thought of themselves as another house for years. But they're stuck here even though they want to be elsewhere, so they decide to be the "good" Slyths, the ones who display all these "brave, smart" etc qualities of other houses, proving to themselves that they are different from other snakes and are better, maybe alleviating their own bad feeling about ending up here. They think they're showing that they're a Slyth without really being a Slyth, as if that's a good thing.
"Hey I'm a slyth, but don't judge me or think bad of me, I'm not evil and dark, I am NON-TRADITIONAL SLYTHERIN!"

non-traditional straight 

People who likes people that look like the opposite sex. If a male who sexually attracted to a person that looks like a women despite whether they identify as a male or female and vice versa they're non-traditional straight.
Being non-traditional straight kind of blurs the line bisexuality and heterosexuality.

Contraditional 

adj. Something that isn't just not traditional, it's actually against tradition
Contradtional predicate nominatives is starting with sentences

It is contraditional for Jews to eat pork, i think.


Not only did Holly have to ask Dave out on their first date, but they went to a buffet.

Even though Nashville is the country music capital, there are more rap radio stations.

For his last meal before he was executed, Jeffrey asked for clay pancakes with iron chips and fried cat heads wrapped in horse bacon
Contraditional by bullzion January 1, 2009

non-traditional student 

A 45-year-old undergraduate college student who dropped out of high school, realized that they'll never get a good job, got their GED, and is studying hopelessly for a degree. Natural habitats for these creatures primarily include second-rate community colleges and technical schools.
After dropping out of high school and spending 25 years as a janitor, Joe got a GED and became a non-traditional student at the local community college.

neotraditional

He is a neotraditional country singer.
neotraditional by Lisa Heart April 29, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026