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Verb- universal verb, to nontch is to smurf; think smurfy, cool, rad, phat,
Noun- can be used as a way to describe a person or situation fat, loser, monkal, winning a game or finding a quarter.
Man 1- So the e-LA Kings made the play-offs by winning their division.

Man2- nontch.
Other Example used in the negative sense
Man 1- Monkal you are such a nontchy nontch, clean yourself up pig.

Monkal- I'm a nontch because I'll never know how to nontch, and I'm fat too.
nontch by Count Monster May 5, 2006
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nonchalant 

When he told me i failed the class, I was nonchalant.
nonchalant by Well Shit November 10, 2014
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Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.
I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.
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notch in the bedpost 

A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.
Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.

top notch 

Not hard to understand, it means best, high standard achieved, very good, etc
They are top notch
top notch by larstait October 16, 2003

Take it Down a Notch 

instruction to an individual to regulate his or her level of enthusiasm.
Robert needs to take it down a notch with the flirting; he already has a girlfriend.

nonchalant 

i hate a nonchalant nigga , i neeeeeed a “GINA GINA GINA , okay baby you won” ass nigga
nonchalant by isaiahsfemale November 24, 2019
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