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Little rat but shes like really kind but shes kinda fucken like a rat woof meow but at the same time shes like "lol meow" so for that pew pewwwwwwwww
Nonsive is a bitchass shart moda fucka but she is so kind meowwwwwwwww
Nonsive by uwumodafucka May 22, 2021

noniversary 

the anniversary of the day you broke up with your spouse/significant other.
the great thing about a noniversary is you don't have to spend any cash, unlike an anniversary
noniversary by James OhhhhNeill April 20, 2009

nonsidence 

nonsense spouted with confidence
this essay is pure nonsidence!
nonsidence by themadscientist November 24, 2014

nonniversary 

What you call your wedding anniversary after you are divorced or separated.
Tomorrow I will be celebrating my 2nd nonniversary.
nonniversary by drguy June 1, 2013

noniversary 

how non-couples (aka friends with benefits) celebrate the passage of time
Me: For our one-year noniversary, Ben took me back to Charlie's where we had our first date.

Friend: Aww...how sweet.

Me: I know, right. But he still isn't willing to update his FaceBook status.
noniversary by Japhray June 14, 2011

nonniversary 

The day that would have been the anniversary of a relationship that failed.
Michelle: I would have been married to Oscar 12 years today... if he hadn't been a total cheating, lying douchebag that I divorced.
Amber: Happy nonniversary.
nonniversary by derby mined August 17, 2011