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nonsidence 

nonsense spouted with confidence
this essay is pure nonsidence!
nonsidence by themadscientist November 24, 2014
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nonbience 

the absolute lack of character, atmosphere or mood of a place.
The nonbience of the new restaurant is mind blowing.
nonbience by the shenanigator November 25, 2014

nonfidence 

noun - 1. The total lack of confidence in a situation, the uncertain feeling of insecurity and lack of hope 2. The complete confidence that a given scenario will lead to utter failure.
After asking her out and waiting for what seemed to be an eternity, his heart filled with nonfidence. His hopes were vanishing like the chances to plug that damn oil leak in the gulf.
nonfidence by dorksrcool June 9, 2010

nonfidence 

no confidence, the lacking or not having of confidence.
man i woulda screwed her, but i have fucking nonfidence
nonfidence by eamonster December 25, 2010

noncidence 

a situation where someone nonces on someone else
Guy 1: "Did you ahre about the noncidence last night"
Guy 2: "Oh shit, really? what an asshole"
noncidence by efijefij February 3, 2022

nonscience

scientific nonsense.
Used to describe someone's imaginary scientific explanations.
John: You know your cellphone can explode if overcharged.
Tina: Shut up your nonscience.
nonscience by Devin84 March 16, 2008

Futuristic Nonscence 

1.) Things that people say in the future that make no sence what so ever but sounds important.
1.) The complexity of this unorbic doctrin exseeds my prelider by using the gralticulaty of the modified flagella. In conclusion, the dytocin of the yerworky was very buytinually sinister.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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