"So last night I went to this nonner party"
"Wow must have sucked ass!"
"You're telling me...the theme of the party was alice in
wonderland and all I wanted to do was rip a j. But instead I had some
ugly ass bitch try to hit on me only after I
overheard some gay ass nerd say, 'what do you think of Mr. Sandersons class?' So then I ended up pissing all over their bathroom, breaking their stuff, and ravaging their fridge"
"Righteous"