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To be absolutely shitfaced, having sunk too many brewskies and now ya nonkered
Brah, old mate fuckin davo shagz is absolutely fuckin nonkerd bruz, he's cooked probs had too many brewskies ay lad
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John: Your a silly person

Dave: You mean I'm a nonker?
nonker by crimsonangel June 27, 2013
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1. Awesomeness in its purest form.

2. Someone so mind bogglingly cool that they are a person, place and thing at the same time.
Bruce Lee is completely nonker.
nonker by BloodySloth January 10, 2005
The complete lack of technical skills regarding the operation of a computer and all related devices
When it comes to hi tech things,my Dad is a complete Computer Nonerd
Nonerd by Scot McConnell July 4, 2008
Someone who is a non-nerd...the act of NOT being a nerd.
person1:hey,nonnerd!
person2:huh?
person1:it means you're not a nerd!
person2:oh,cool!
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Nonnerdian 

Someone who's not a nerd.
What a nonnerdian
Nonnerdian by Sandralichious June 28, 2011
A word associated with the wordnonk’, means a person that is a mess up.
your such a nonker!” “don’t be a nonker”

did you see all those nonkers?”
Nonker by Zukiniebadgal May 13, 2020
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