Doing date activities with a friend of the opposite sex to avoid actually having to date someone.
To the unaware third party observer the pair looks like they are together.
Similar to "friendzone" but more positive because neither party wants a romantic or sexual relationship.
"I heard you and Jane went to a nice dinner and a concert together, are you twodating?"
"No, she is just a cool girl to hangout with so we are just nondating"
1. non-committal meetup between hypothetically single people, during non-date-night times
2. coffee, lunch, after dinner drinks, hanging out after class, chillaxin
3. meeting up after the appropriate amount of pre-screening online flirting or vaguely sexy textversations
4. pre-cursor to a hookup, not to be confused with a booty call
Irina kept texting Francis to see about grabbing drinks after work some time, but they both kept flaking out on the nondate
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.