Non-existant

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Any kind of HALO 2 information.

"New HALO 2 information is non-existant."

Non-existant by Megalith January 16, 2004

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non-existant

what other things are, absolutely nothing/0.

other things are non-existant.

non-existant by we are everything 2898 April 12, 2025

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non-existant hairline

when your hairline is so far back it disappears!

Aryanna has a non-existant hairline because i cant see where her hair starts😂

non-existant hairline by non-existant hairline February 9, 2018

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Non-existant disorder

It is a mental illness where the patient suffers from supressed sexual urges, suicidal thoughts and the gayness

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Non-existant disorder by Samacher October 8, 2018

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ur non existant gma

it just really means that your grandma is dead

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Jake's non existent pp

Jake has no pp, I'm sorry to say.

Jake wants to have a pp but he can't because he's a pp builder and not a pp owner
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suck my non-existent dick

suck the dick that i, personally don't have

mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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