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noiseless by SabesUnknown June 6, 2021
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noseless under-beard
the ungroomed pubic hair of a female.
noseless under-beard by Dr. Aba August 14, 2010
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noiseless • noseless • Nonseless • Nooseless • Noseless Nixon • noseless under-beard • newseless • Nodeless • Noeless • Noneless
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newseless
Our company just hired this overpriced executive and he's fucking newseless.
I bought these scissors yesterday and they don't cut shit.....newseless.
I bought these scissors yesterday and they don't cut shit.....newseless.
newseless by Rocky Dennis March 3, 2010
Nopeless
Hey man are you going to get next Saturday night off for skilled? I have to work so I'm pretty sure the answer is nopeless.
Noseless Nixon
Noseless nixon is when your friend passes out drunk, and one lays his balls in said friend's eye sockets, and penis down the nose, resulting in what looks like bulging eyes and a *hopefully for the pranker* long nose. A picture is then taken. The Prankee's nose is not in sight, and resembles caricatures of richard nixon, thus "noseless nixon". Quite possibly the gayest form of drunk passed out people pranks, and is usually preceded by Sharpie penises and "FAG" being written on the Prankee's face.
"Dude, James passed out last night, and Tony gave him a noseless nixon. It was fucking hysterical, yet shockingly gay."
Noseless Nixon by Treezi Weezi April 21, 2006
Nonseless
Annoying Nerd: "Did you know that there are 16,000 different types of boogers in your nose?"
Cool Guy: "Man shut up nobody wants to hear your nonseless."
Cool Guy: "Man shut up nobody wants to hear your nonseless."
Nonseless by ButtahBean June 26, 2009
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