newseless

the unvaluable, unfunctional or generally USELESS nature of a person, object or action that is NEW

Our company just hired this overpriced executive and he's fucking newseless.

I bought these scissors yesterday and they don't cut shit.....newseless.

by Rocky Dennis March 3, 2010

noseless under-beard

the ungroomed pubic hair of a female.

Karen decided to shave her noseless under-beard in order to keep an active sex life.

by Dr. Aba August 14, 2010

Nesslessness

Not in any kind of state of anything; finding yourself blankly devoid of thought or perception in the moment.

Sid lay on his bed in a complete state of nesslessness, having lost his job for no good reason.

by CallumFoster June 2, 2018

noseless

A very funny looking dog.

Owner: Look, my dog has no nose!
Friend: How does it smell?
Owner: TERRIBLE!

by J MAN!!! January 17, 2005

nerveless

displaying no nervousness at all; totally stoic in the face of adversity; never rattled

Steffi Graf was perhaps the most nerveless female tennis palyer of all time.

by Deanimal and Oca October 18, 2008

Noseless Nixon

Noseless nixon is when your friend passes out drunk, and one lays his balls in said friend's eye sockets, and penis down the nose, resulting in what looks like bulging eyes and a *hopefully for the pranker* long nose. A picture is then taken. The Prankee's nose is not in sight, and resembles caricatures of richard nixon, thus "noseless nixon". Quite possibly the gayest form of drunk passed out people pranks, and is usually preceded by Sharpie penises and "FAG" being written on the Prankee's face.

"Dude, James passed out last night, and Tony gave him a noseless nixon. It was fucking hysterical, yet shockingly gay."

by Treezi Weezi April 21, 2006

Nonseless

A combination of the words "useless" and "nonsense".

Annoying Nerd: "Did you know that there are 16,000 different types of boogers in your nose?"
Cool Guy: "Man shut up nobody wants to hear your nonseless."

by ButtahBean June 26, 2009