Nooseless 

Someone who is so useless, they need a noose so they can get it over with already.

Trump is nooseless.

Nooseless by xxxvirgo November 28, 2019

noodless

When you are not naked. So you are wearing clothes.

My friend is noodless today. He is wearing clothes.

noodless by NoodLess97 January 28, 2016

noseless under-beard 

the ungroomed pubic hair of a female.

Karen decided to shave her noseless under-beard in order to keep an active sex life.

noseless under-beard by Dr. Aba August 14, 2010

noseless 

A very funny looking dog.

Owner: Look, my dog has no nose!
Friend: How does it smell?
Owner: TERRIBLE!

noseless by J MAN!!! January 17, 2005

newseless 

the unvaluable, unfunctional or generally USELESS nature of a person, object or action that is NEW

Our company just hired this overpriced executive and he's fucking newseless.

I bought these scissors yesterday and they don't cut shit.....newseless.

newseless by Rocky Dennis March 3, 2010

Looseless 

To be utterly, incomprehensibly useless. The verb to be inherently bad or to be loose.
The act or instance of being inordinately useless.
The act or instance in which a person is engaging in useless or needless activity.

'Andy you are so looseless'

'That short player is lololololoooselesssss'

'Their mid awp is a l-l-l-looooselesser.'

Looseless by Looseless short player January 13, 2009

Nopeless 

When there is no point in asking because you know the answer will be no

Hey man are you going to get next Saturday night off for skilled? I have to work so I'm pretty sure the answer is nopeless.

Nopeless by Firstry August 23, 2015