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When you are not naked. So you are wearing clothes.
My friend is noodless today. He is wearing clothes.
noodless by NoodLess97 January 28, 2016

noseless under-beard 

the ungroomed pubic hair of a female.
Karen decided to shave her noseless under-beard in order to keep an active sex life.
noseless under-beard by Dr. Aba August 14, 2010

noseless 

Owner: Look, my dog has no nose!
Friend: How does it smell?
Owner: TERRIBLE!
noseless by J MAN!!! January 17, 2005

newseless 

the unvaluable, unfunctional or generally USELESS nature of a person, object or action that is NEW
Our company just hired this overpriced executive and he's fucking newseless.

I bought these scissors yesterday and they don't cut shit.....newseless.
newseless by Rocky Dennis March 3, 2010

Looseless 

To be utterly, incomprehensibly useless. The verb to be inherently bad or to be loose.
The act or instance of being inordinately useless.
The act or instance in which a person is engaging in useless or needless activity.
'Andy you are so looseless'

'That short player is lololololoooselesssss'

'Their mid awp is a l-l-l-looooselesser.'
Looseless by Looseless short player January 13, 2009

Nopeless 

When there is no point in asking because you know the answer will be no
Hey man are you going to get next Saturday night off for skilled? I have to work so I'm pretty sure the answer is nopeless.
Nopeless by Firstry August 23, 2015
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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