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noseless under-beard 

the ungroomed pubic hair of a female.
Karen decided to shave her noseless under-beard in order to keep an active sex life.
noseless under-beard by Dr. Aba August 14, 2010

noseless 

Owner: Look, my dog has no nose!
Friend: How does it smell?
Owner: TERRIBLE!
noseless by J MAN!!! January 17, 2005

Noseless Nixon 

Noseless nixon is when your friend passes out drunk, and one lays his balls in said friend's eye sockets, and penis down the nose, resulting in what looks like bulging eyes and a *hopefully for the pranker* long nose. A picture is then taken. The Prankee's nose is not in sight, and resembles caricatures of richard nixon, thus "noseless nixon". Quite possibly the gayest form of drunk passed out people pranks, and is usually preceded by Sharpie penises and "FAG" being written on the Prankee's face.
"Dude, James passed out last night, and Tony gave him a noseless nixon. It was fucking hysterical, yet shockingly gay."
Noseless Nixon by Treezi Weezi April 21, 2006

Nodeless 

A player too poor to become a citizen of a node in Ashes of Creation.
"Who is that guy that keeps dying to overworld mobs?"
"Just some nodeless. Let's go back to my freehold."
Nodeless by Nodeless Get out July 30, 2020

Noneless 

When someone/something is not nothing/not Noneful. Not to be confused with "Nonetheless".
Guy 1:hey Guy 2, you're noneless
Guy 2:???
Guy 1:NO NE LE SS
Guy 2:*dies*
Noneless by Hamgerbur July 25, 2021

noteless 

Meaning of being a person who will do anything for fun!
You're being "noteless" right neow.
noteless by randomdude345 August 27, 2023
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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