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Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip 

The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)

Also a phrase to slow someone down.

*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.
Oh, yeah? What if I said… blargen, fa-zibble, noggip?
don’t be a nogrim
nogrim by mari with an i March 13, 2022

Spore-nography 

Often shortened to spore-n. Taking an obsessive,lustful interest in the creatures and aspects of Spore.
Spore fan: "I just saw a cool creature with immense bulgo arms."
Other guy: "Calm down dude! We don't all get off on Spore-nography!"
Spore-nography by TheHough December 17, 2008
The plural definition of nogger which means a dirty black man
Dude look at that nogris
Nogris by Wiiscore June 24, 2018
A very cool sexy Colombian nigger that suffers from big dick syndrome. A very smart individual yet at the same time so stupid when it comes to coping skills. He is one of those people who doesn't appear that often but if you get to know him and be a friend of his, you'll get a hell of a time, even better if you're a woman cuz you'll get railed pretty damn good cuz he has lots of energy to give both to you and his homies.
Oh hell yeah! There's my niggito negripe! Lets go and spank his ass!
Negripe es un buen ser humano.
Negripe by Fripecito February 22, 2022

emo-nography

emotional pornography. common in literature and film, emo-nography is characterized by eggregious use of unrequited loves, alcoholic mothers, children with cancer, and a predictable variety of other cliched heart-wrenchers. despite their obvious lack of artistic merit, emo-nographic works tend to be a source of guilty pleasure.
A: omg i just read "the notebook" and it is totally better than the movie; i'll let you borrow it if you want.

B: if i was interested in emo-nography i'd sit at home with a box of tissues in front of the lifetime channel.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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