nogf
No one gives a fuck .
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tfw no gf
tfw no gf is a statement of sorrow. A statement of utter companionlessness.
These exceptionally powerful and pungent 7 letters describe one of the worst feels to mankind; the feeling of having no gf.
People who can describe feels they are feeling with this almost undeserving abbreviation for unbelievable loneliness could turn the most peaceful and rational thinkers insane if those people just spent one hour in the mind of a person suffering from tfw no gf.
tfw no gf is the worst feel to mankind. Knowing you are unwanted by the opposite gender, being (in terms of the survival of mankind) useless, utter desperation, being sexual oppressed and the crippling loneliness makes this feel the worst feel known. Long term exposure to this feel can leave you as a wizard virgin.
These exceptionally powerful and pungent 7 letters describe one of the worst feels to mankind; the feeling of having no gf.
People who can describe feels they are feeling with this almost undeserving abbreviation for unbelievable loneliness could turn the most peaceful and rational thinkers insane if those people just spent one hour in the mind of a person suffering from tfw no gf.
tfw no gf is the worst feel to mankind. Knowing you are unwanted by the opposite gender, being (in terms of the survival of mankind) useless, utter desperation, being sexual oppressed and the crippling loneliness makes this feel the worst feel known. Long term exposure to this feel can leave you as a wizard virgin.
The first known recorded incident of this feel was documented in the early 1900's:
Dave: Hi Jack! How are you? It's such a lovely day today, isn't it?
Jack: Pleasure to see you again, old fellow. It is a fantastic day today- wonderful for a seaside trip and all. I am well.
Dave: Indeed; I just got back from the seaside in my new ford model -T with my gf.
Jack: ..... >tfw no gf.
Dave: I am so sorry, Jack. I forgot about the incident.
It is reported Jack turned completely white at this point.
Jack was never seen again
liek dis if u cri eyrrtyim ;_;
Dave: Hi Jack! How are you? It's such a lovely day today, isn't it?
Jack: Pleasure to see you again, old fellow. It is a fantastic day today- wonderful for a seaside trip and all. I am well.
Dave: Indeed; I just got back from the seaside in my new ford model -T with my gf.
Jack: ..... >tfw no gf.
Dave: I am so sorry, Jack. I forgot about the incident.
It is reported Jack turned completely white at this point.
Jack was never seen again
liek dis if u cri eyrrtyim ;_;
tfw no gf by Anonymous8223 August 11, 2012
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nogf • Nogfap • nogfitis • Nogfoolery • Nogfroth • Nog fest • no gf syndrome • tfw no gf • yfw no gf • i have no gf goodnight
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Nogfoolery
Person 1: "I heard the neighbor's kid Jamal went missing the other day. They were worried he'd been kidnapped. Turns out he simply ran away. They found him a couple days later smoking reefer at his uncle's house."
Person 2: "Typical nogfoolery."
Person 2: "Typical nogfoolery."
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nogfitis
no gf syndrome
The feeling of emptiness, lonliness, and a feeling of a void in your heart because of a lack of a girlfriend it can be caused by the need of a romantic partner when you have no romantic feelings for anyone or a recent break up of your significant other
I am sufforing from some major no gf syndrome right now
No gf sydrome is not as bad some days buy really bad on others
No gf sydrome is not as bad some days buy really bad on others
no gf syndrome by Miessa krab January 19, 2018
yfw no gf
The face you wear living your life, knowing that you don't have someone special to spend time with or someone who you know actually cares about you. Basically "Your Face When No Girlfriend."
Bro1: Dude, Jessica and I watched a movie together, God I love her - I think I'm going to marry her!.
Bro2: Yeah...
Bro1: Lol yfw no gf! Haha!
Bro2: Just kill me already... :(
Bro2: Yeah...
Bro1: Lol yfw no gf! Haha!
Bro2: Just kill me already... :(
yfw no gf by ForeverAloneGeorge1111 October 6, 2013
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