nogf 

No one gives a fuck .

Her : Did you see my new dress ?

You : NOGF abt ur dress !

nogf by THEXO October 17, 2018

tfw no gf

tfw no gf is a statement of sorrow. A statement of utter companionlessness.

These exceptionally powerful and pungent 7 letters describe one of the worst feels to mankind; the feeling of having no gf.

People who can describe feels they are feeling with this almost undeserving abbreviation for unbelievable loneliness could turn the most peaceful and rational thinkers insane if those people just spent one hour in the mind of a person suffering from tfw no gf.

tfw no gf is the worst feel to mankind. Knowing you are unwanted by the opposite gender, being (in terms of the survival of mankind) useless, utter desperation, being sexual oppressed and the crippling loneliness makes this feel the worst feel known. Long term exposure to this feel can leave you as a wizard virgin.

The first known recorded incident of this feel was documented in the early 1900's:

Dave: Hi Jack! How are you? It's such a lovely day today, isn't it?

Jack: Pleasure to see you again, old fellow. It is a fantastic day today- wonderful for a seaside trip and all. I am well.

Dave: Indeed; I just got back from the seaside in my new ford model -T with my gf.

Jack: ..... >tfw no gf.

Dave: I am so sorry, Jack. I forgot about the incident.

It is reported Jack turned completely white at this point.
Jack was never seen again

liek dis if u cri eyrrtyim ;_;

tfw no gf by Anonymous8223 August 11, 2012

i have no gf goodnight 

A statement implying one has no female partner, goodnight.

I have no gf goodnight.

i have no gf goodnight by Yesyeshello November 27, 2017

Nogfoolery 

The simpleminded mischief got up to by nig-nogs.

Person 1: "I heard the neighbor's kid Jamal went missing the other day. They were worried he'd been kidnapped. Turns out he simply ran away. They found him a couple days later smoking reefer at his uncle's house."
Person 2: "Typical nogfoolery."

Nogfoolery by MelGibsonwithanRPG March 7, 2023

nogfitis

The severe clinic illness that effects a man as a result of not having a girlfriend.

I can't leave the house because I have nogfitis.
I'm making a Tinder account to cure my nogfitis

nogfitis by Vaporweeb January 1, 2021

no gf syndrome 

The feeling of emptiness, lonliness, and a feeling of a void in your heart because of a lack of a girlfriend it can be caused by the need of a romantic partner when you have no romantic feelings for anyone or a recent break up of your significant other

I am sufforing from some major no gf syndrome right now

No gf sydrome is not as bad some days buy really bad on others

no gf syndrome by Miessa krab January 19, 2018

yfw no gf 

The face you wear living your life, knowing that you don't have someone special to spend time with or someone who you know actually cares about you. Basically "Your Face When No Girlfriend."

Bro1: Dude, Jessica and I watched a movie together, God I love her - I think I'm going to marry her!.

Bro2: Yeah...

Bro1: Lol yfw no gf! Haha!

Bro2: Just kill me already... :(

yfw no gf by ForeverAloneGeorge1111 October 6, 2013