tfw no gf is a statement of sorrow. A statement of utter companionlessness.

These exceptionally powerful and pungent 7 letters describe one of the worst feels to mankind; the feeling of having no gf.

People who can describe feels they are feeling with this almost undeserving abbreviation for unbelievable loneliness could turn the most peaceful and rational thinkers insane if those people just spent one hour in the mind of a person suffering from tfw no gf.

tfw no gf is the worst feel to mankind. Knowing you are unwanted by the opposite gender, being (in terms of the survival of mankind) useless, utter desperation, being sexual oppressed and the crippling loneliness makes this feel the worst feel known. Long term exposure to this feel can leave you as a wizard virgin.

The first known recorded incident of this feel was documented in the early 1900's:

Dave: Hi Jack! How are you? It's such a lovely day today, isn't it?

Jack: Pleasure to see you again, old fellow. It is a fantastic day today- wonderful for a seaside trip and all. I am well.

Dave: Indeed; I just got back from the seaside in my new ford model -T with my gf.

Jack: ..... >tfw no gf.

Dave: I am so sorry, Jack. I forgot about the incident.

It is reported Jack turned completely white at this point.
Jack was never seen again

liek dis if u cri eyrrtyim ;_;

tfw no gf by Anonymous8223 August 11, 2012

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i have no gf goodnight

A statement implying one has no female partner, goodnight.

I have no gf goodnight.

i have no gf goodnight by Yesyeshello November 27, 2017

Nogfoolery

The simpleminded mischief got up to by nig-nogs.

Person 1: "I heard the neighbor's kid Jamal went missing the other day. They were worried he'd been kidnapped. Turns out he simply ran away. They found him a couple days later smoking reefer at his uncle's house."
Person 2: "Typical nogfoolery."

Nogfoolery by MelGibsonwithanRPG March 7, 2023

nogfitis

The severe clinic illness that effects a man as a result of not having a girlfriend.

I can't leave the house because I have nogfitis.
I'm making a Tinder account to cure my nogfitis

nogfitis by Vaporweeb January 1, 2021

no gf syndrome

The feeling of emptiness, lonliness, and a feeling of a void in your heart because of a lack of a girlfriend it can be caused by the need of a romantic partner when you have no romantic feelings for anyone or a recent break up of your significant other

I am sufforing from some major no gf syndrome right now

No gf sydrome is not as bad some days buy really bad on others

no gf syndrome by Miessa krab January 19, 2018

yfw no gf

The face you wear living your life, knowing that you don't have someone special to spend time with or someone who you know actually cares about you. Basically "Your Face When No Girlfriend."

Bro1: Dude, Jessica and I watched a movie together, God I love her - I think I'm going to marry her!.

Bro2: Yeah...

Bro1: Lol yfw no gf! Haha!

Bro2: Just kill me already... :(

yfw no gf by ForeverAloneGeorge1111 October 6, 2013

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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