NOF- Nice, Occationally Funky!
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Biffy- Best Friend
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My nice, occationally funky best friend!(noffy!)
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Biffy- Best Friend
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My nice, occationally funky best friend!(noffy!)
by sarahjanef June 17, 2008
Get the noffy mug.Nofkyo is an acronym. It stands for “NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS YET, OKAY?”
It is commonly used when someone is being a prick and making bold statements about things that we as humans know nothing about.
It is commonly used when someone is being a prick and making bold statements about things that we as humans know nothing about.
by CheesyEqqroll December 22, 2019
Get the Nofkyo mug.Guy1: "Consciousness is so simple, how haven't scientists worked it out?"
Guy2: "NOFKYO. No one fucking knows yet, okay?"
Guy2: "NOFKYO. No one fucking knows yet, okay?"
by flangopink December 22, 2019
Get the NOFKYO mug.Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"
Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"
Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"
by cross country kid November 3, 2011
Get the Noffed mug."No one fucking knows yet, okay?"
An acronym you can use when you find yourself in a conversation with another human, who is boldly making declarations about things that are still totally unknown.
An acronym you can use when you find yourself in a conversation with another human, who is boldly making declarations about things that are still totally unknown.
by Matzeem December 22, 2019
Get the NOFKYO mug.by Ansate December 22, 2019
Get the Nofkyo mug.a surprising, unexpected event occuring to someone, where reason says that the person being acted upon would not enjoy the outcome of such an unexpected event; on the contrary, the viewer is rewarded with the elated, welcoming reaction from the actee as the unexpected event unfolds. May be used outside of sexual contexts.
EXAMPLE #1:
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...
Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.
EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::
Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"
:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::
Reporter: ... what a noff crime...
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...
Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.
EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::
Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"
:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::
Reporter: ... what a noff crime...
by ez 1ostin:tr4Nslation October 18, 2009
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