The psychosis that occurs when a person experiences an extended period of time during which the person lacks intimate relationships or has experienced bootyless state of being.
Man, I’ve been on my own for so long, I think I’ve got a serious case of nobootyosis. It’s like my love life took a vacation without me!”
Girl that has zero to no booty cheeks. Her butt looks like an extension of her legs with no bump at all. But people still stare trying to find where her booty is.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.