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two exits, no waiting 

Simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. One cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below
Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?

Three Holes, No Waiting. 

Legendary quote by Frank Zappa from the song "Little Rubber Girl".

"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.
John: "I'm ready for my Booty Call."

Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."

John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."

three holes no waiting 

When a girl has sex with 3 guys simultaneously and her mouth, butt, and vagina are all being used at the same time.
Sally went into a room with three guys and there is definitely some three holes no waiting going on.

oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH 

(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)

Wait no telling 

A phrase originating from green springs school lekki in Nigeria which is used when you really don’t care about what you’re hearing and you didn’t ask
Mosope: yesterday I was playing football

Everyone: wait no telling
Wait no telling by 9 nwanekwu January 25, 2020
used as either, "oh shit nvm" or "hold up what the fuck"
"i think i'm gay. wait no"
or
brother: "i want to fuck you raw while your stepdad watches"
sister: "ok. wait no"
wait no by catherinebitch February 12, 2018