no pump

used to describe a woman that is so immaculate, so beautiful, so damn hot, that she would be considered a 'no pump' meaning one would not need to even touch ones penis, in order to blow ones load.

part of a rating system, no pump technically being the highest rating possible, although no woman alive today is known to be considered a no pump,
which makes one pump the best rating by default, closely followed by two pump
Guy 1 - 'bro! i had a dream!'
Guy 2 - 'congrats.'
Guy 1 - 'no! listen! i was on a beach.. and.. and.. you'll NEVER guess what i saw!'
Guy 2 - 'uhm, did you see a..'
Guy 1 - 'A NO PUMP, OH MY GOD, SHE WAS A STUNNER'
Guy 2 - 'no flippin' way, sailor! too bad there aren't any living no pumps today..'
by millarke March 15, 2011
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the pump

1.according to the governator, the pump is how you feel after lifting lots of weights and your muscle engorge and you feel like the man. feels a lot like cuming, thus making arnold a lucky man.
2. also a famous health food store in manhattan, nyc.
Man, I love feeling the pump, and I love eating the pump! arnold rules! lets get huge!!!
by Ejaculaxor March 11, 2008
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Pumped

I pumped that dirty wee midden in her parents'bed!
by infamous budgerigar July 01, 2016
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pumped

pumped is a feeling of total excitment also known as pshyed,amped,rush,
i was so pumped to go on the ride i forgot my ticket
by kyle coleman August 24, 2004
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pumps

thse bitches wearin 9 inch stileto pumps
by AC June 25, 2003
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pump it

We told the dj to pump it.
by Katerina Stevens May 26, 2006
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pumped

The muscle sensation one feels after doing a set at the gym. The muscles are tight and are larger because they have literally been pumped with blood.
Dude, I feel so pumped after benching 200!
by J-aymond August 02, 2008
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