no pump 

used to describe a woman that is so immaculate, so beautiful, so damn hot, that she would be considered a 'no pump' meaning one would not need to even touch ones penis, in order to blow ones load.

part of a rating system, no pump technically being the highest rating possible, although no woman alive today is known to be considered a no pump,
which makes one pump the best rating by default, closely followed by two pump

Guy 1 - 'bro! i had a dream!'
Guy 2 - 'congrats.'
Guy 1 - 'no! listen! i was on a beach.. and.. and.. you'll NEVER guess what i saw!'
Guy 2 - 'uhm, did you see a..'
Guy 1 - 'A NO PUMP, OH MY GOD, SHE WAS A STUNNER'
Guy 2 - 'no flippin' way, sailor! too bad there aren't any living no pumps today..'

no pump by millarke March 15, 2011

No Pump Chump

A horny bastard who cant hold his load and sploojes all over a girl before any contact is made

dude did you hear about casey bailey dude? ya i heard he came all over liz for no reason! ya hes for sure a no pump chump

No Pump Chump by AVfag August 25, 2010

Commit Heart No Pump 

Used by children as a way to say "commit suicide" while bypassing filters

Go commit heart no pump

Commit Heart No Pump by Commit Heart No Pump December 6, 2019

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy 

When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip 

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip by Barista May 19, 2014

pumpkin ugly no kid 

another way to say that someone is P.U.N.K.; you are able to point out a punk now as loud as you want, simply because few know that Pumpkin Ugly No Kid = Punk

Hey, look at that young rebel over there with a mohawk! He's so pumpkin ugly no kid!

pumpkin ugly no kid by El_Scorcho September 22, 2004