no joker

When you go to the bathroom for a dump and know right away its gonna be a good one and you'll feel satisfied after. Very similar to when a hitter in baseball hits a long home run aka a no doubter

"Hey Rex hows your morning going?"
"Great man just took a no joker 20 minutes ago and am ready to take on the day"

no joker by YourFriendJamal May 3, 2018

no joke 

when you're telling a story thats really exciting and you want people to know that it is true

'so I'm walking down the street and guess who I saw! Doctor Who, no joke!'

no joke by Pollage February 28, 2008

Ain't no joke 

No nonsense, not a person to challenge. A Serious warning. There will be consequences to you actions.

Being Defined as: She ain't no joke. This ain't no joke.

Ain't no joke by As it was written August 23, 2020

No Joke 

Pronounced as NoooooO joke. Originated in Offaly.

It is often used in a scenario to highlight how serious you are about a matter that would otherwise be regarded as humorous. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner. For example, when you are reply to a girlfriends statement.

I love dressing like Matt, no joke!

or

Q: Kevin am I a good cook?

Reply: No Joke!

No Joke by Ginger Beard Kev December 16, 2010

No-Joke Joke 

1) A type of statement or question that sounds or looks as though it is humorous, but is in fact, not in any way funny. Also called a non-entendre. Usually simply a reference, or a non-sequitur that is not even accidentally funny. Followed either by the phrase "get it?" or by immediate, raucous laughter if the audience are hipsters. (Hipsters are notorious for laughing at jokes they don't understand, to feign comprehension.)

2) A joke similar to 1., but with the intention of frustrating or confusing the audience, rather than pleasing them.

1) Bill: I drank so much milk I fell down, and I was like, whoa, what is this, Terminator 2?
(A minute of silence)
Mike: Bill, that's a lone, confusing reference, not a joke. It is also not a witty observation. You have now performed a hat trick of no-joke jokes, and unless you stop talking, we will throw you out of your own party.

2) An intentional No-Joke Joke:
Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One of it's legs are both the same!

No-Joke Joke by The Great Pumpkin February 10, 2009

no joke 

a comment that in literal context would mean "dont joke" but used as a sarcastic response that is in agreement with a statment.

Person 1: Man, I am so bored!
Person 2: Yeah, No joke.

no joke by Jailbait Kate July 16, 2007

No Joke 

True or stating that said statement is "Not a Joke"

Example 1: I got a Girl and a Job! NO JOKE!!!
Example 2: I heard you got shot at? Dude that's, No Joke don't take that lightly

No Joke by Supa Swagg June 7, 2009