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No dice on a deuce 

Expression of disappointment after failing to have a bowel movement.
I'd hoped the kid would poop before we got on the road, but alas, no dice on a deuce.
No dice on a deuce by Moteq January 1, 2017

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

No dildo December

Since we get have to do no nut November the girls have to do no dildo December which means nothimg of any kinds up the ass or vagina
Girl: haha you have no nut November
Boy: guess what.
Girl: what
Boy: you get no dildo December so you can feel how we feel.
No dildo December by Jn702 October 1, 2020

no declan december 

during this month all declans most become non exsistant. if you see a declan you can legally tell him to shut up and die.
holly: oh hey is that declan?
ally: yeah it is.
declan: ayo-
danika: its no declan december GET OUT

No Simp December

A challenge where the BOYS cant simp in December . since the boys challenged the girls let the girls challenge the boys
No Simp December by NOTtheIMPOSTER October 23, 2020

No Nut December 

Some people who failed the No Nut November challenge created an alternate challenge. All rules are precisely the same although it lasts for the 31 days of December as opposed to the 30 days of November. You must not bust a nut all month. There is rarely any direct reward for successfully completing the challenge although when you finally do allow yourself to wank on 1 January you will find the climax is significantly better and longer than that of someone who wanks daily.
Some guy "Shit fam that thicc ass is why I failed No Nut November"
Other guy "It's okay fam just do No Nut December innit"
Some guy "Ayy shit yeah blud good idea. Is that what you're doing?"
Other guy "Nope. I'm doing destroy dick december."
*some guy backs away slowly*
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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