no deuce

Meaning its a tie. Used to say people deserve the help you rendered to them. It is used to tell people they deserve the help.

Man: Hey, thank you for the drop of yesterday.

Woman: No deuce.

Friend1 : Hey buddy, appreciate your standing in for me at work yesterday.

Friend 2: No deuce, buddy!

no deuce by toninatho April 11, 2019

No dice on a deuce 

Expression of disappointment after failing to have a bowel movement.

I'd hoped the kid would poop before we got on the road, but alas, no dice on a deuce.

No dice on a deuce by Moteq January 1, 2017

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

haha lol so cool word XDDDDD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. by Stupid Af July 5, 2021

No dildo December

Since we get have to do no nut November the girls have to do no dildo December which means nothimg of any kinds up the ass or vagina

Girl: haha you have no nut November
Boy: guess what.
Girl: what
Boy: you get no dildo December so you can feel how we feel.

No dildo December by Jn702 October 1, 2020

no declan december 

during this month all declans most become non exsistant. if you see a declan you can legally tell him to shut up and die.

holly: oh hey is that declan?
ally: yeah it is.
declan: ayo-
danika: its no declan december GET OUT

no declan december by martyforpresident February 10, 2021

No Simp December

A challenge where the BOYS cant simp in December . since the boys challenged the girls let the girls challenge the boys

"You failed no simp December"

No Simp December by NOTtheIMPOSTER October 23, 2020

No Nut December 

Some people who failed the No Nut November challenge created an alternate challenge. All rules are precisely the same although it lasts for the 31 days of December as opposed to the 30 days of November. You must not bust a nut all month. There is rarely any direct reward for successfully completing the challenge although when you finally do allow yourself to wank on 1 January you will find the climax is significantly better and longer than that of someone who wanks daily.

Some guy "Shit fam that thicc ass is why I failed No Nut November"
Other guy "It's okay fam just do No Nut December innit"
Some guy "Ayy shit yeah blud good idea. Is that what you're doing?"
Other guy "Nope. I'm doing destroy dick december."
*some guy backs away slowly*

No Nut December by CaptainDonaldDick December 1, 2017