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It's where girls can't have no dick WHATSOEVER throughout the whole entire December, until 12:00 January 1st.
Lila - Girl, are you ready for No Dick December?
Jane - Hell yeah, but I don't know how I'll survive.
by /\/\itsuki December 02, 2017
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Kind of like no nut November but instead women aren’t allowed to have sex until new years
Me: I feel bad for the guys in November.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.
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by Bawston69 October 31, 2019
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What dudebros threaten women with if they participate in No Shave November, as if anyone wants his dick in the first place.
Woman: I am participating in No-Shave November to help raise awareness for prostate cancer.
Dudebro: Eww! How dare you do something that does not revolve around my penis! You better be prepared to participate in No Dick December!
by InsanityxthexGit November 17, 2013
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This month is only for girls and girls only. No matter how tempting and horny you are, the dick is off limit. The rules are simple - you may not insert a penis vaginally, participate in anal or oral activities involving a penis. You may not touch a penis or a penis shaped toy.
"wow I really want to get dicked down today" "No you can't, it's No Dick December."
by RwandaForEver November 11, 2020
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Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.
Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December
by Autism anus November 06, 2020
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The event of No Dick December requires all participants to refrain from masturbating from December 1st until 12:01 AM January 1st.
*December 1st*
Anthony: Hey dude let's do no dick december
John: oh fo sho
Anthony: I gotta sleep over at your house over winter break though or I'll just wank it day and night
by Mugga Mugson December 07, 2009
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