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nipplegar

To violently grab and twist/pull someone's nipple, usually while shouting the word, "nipplegar".
A: (Approaches B)
B: Why hello th-...
A: NIPPLEGAR!! (Grab's and pulls B's nipple)
B: AAAHH!!!
by Tazzo da Clown August 9, 2006
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nipplegasm

An orgasm occurring due to stimulation of the nipple; with or without additional stimulation, the term remains the same if the triggering action was nipple play.
Then he grabbed my tits and pinched my nipples; I totally had a nipplegasm.
by BabyJebus June 26, 2010
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Nippleage

Permantly hard or erect nipples
It's not even cold and my girlfriend still has mad nippleage!!!
by Susan Brecken The Boston Babe December 9, 2008
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nipplegate

Refers to the scandal of the 2004 Superbowl half-time show where Janet Jackson accidentally exposed her entire right breast.
Nipplegate provoked a media frenzy.
by killswitch1968 February 5, 2004
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Nippleage

Permantly hard or erect nipples which can be seen through articles of clothing.
Man, did you see that nippleage on the hot chick in the pink sweater?
by Susan Brecken February 28, 2009
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nippledar

An uncanny ability to notice any woman with very hard nipples as you pass her, even if you aren't looking in her direction.
Dave: "Hey, did you see that lady's pencil erasers?"
Me: "No, I don't have nippledar."
by Quaker September 4, 2005
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Nipplehat

An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.
Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”

Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”

Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”
by Dvlinhb June 19, 2018
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