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nitpicking
nitpicking by allay808 October 30, 2013
nipplicious
a phenomenon that occurs on men and/or women when the temperature reaches a critical point that evokes diamond hard nipples, usually protruding through clothing.
Example 1 -
Person A: "Yo, it's mad nipplicious out here man!"
Person B: "I know! You look like you got yourself a nice pair of diamond cutters there!"
Example 2 -
Person A: "Does she not realize that it's nipplicious out here?"
Person B: "Yea seriously. She needs to put a bra on!"
Person A: "Yea like totally!"
Person C: "Wtf! Are you talking about my nipples? For your information they are real, and they are spectacular!" =)
Person A: "Yo, it's mad nipplicious out here man!"
Person B: "I know! You look like you got yourself a nice pair of diamond cutters there!"
Example 2 -
Person A: "Does she not realize that it's nipplicious out here?"
Person B: "Yea seriously. She needs to put a bra on!"
Person A: "Yea like totally!"
Person C: "Wtf! Are you talking about my nipples? For your information they are real, and they are spectacular!" =)
nipplicious by Diamond_Mon November 14, 2011
Nipdickle
A rare medical condition where one’s nipples are prolonged to resemble a penis in length and girth. Inversely, where ones penis is looked at from a microscopic level to resemble a nipple.
“Did you see the shirt that Mike is wearing?”
“How could I not? I went to get a close look at his penis and his Nipdickles poked me in both eyes.”
“How could I not? I went to get a close look at his penis and his Nipdickles poked me in both eyes.”
Nipdickle by John Willy January 4, 2023
nitpick
Someoen who, rather than attack the merits of your argument will bring up completely irrelevant shit, like how you mispronounced a word or, in the case of the internet, typed a word wrong.
Person 1: That makes absolutely no fjcking sense!
Person 2 (Nitpick): Oh, I'm so sorry that didnt make any *fjcking* sense. Jesus, anyone who types the word fucking wrong must be an idiot. I win the argument.
Person 2 (Nitpick): Oh, I'm so sorry that didnt make any *fjcking* sense. Jesus, anyone who types the word fucking wrong must be an idiot. I win the argument.
nitpick by oh shit i'm dead April 3, 2005
nippilation
nippilation by lioness August 3, 2006
nippies
Erect, frim or pert nipples on a female breast. Denotes a fun, playful and often youthful quality to the nipples.
Kelly and Jennifer were gigling girlishly after gym class as their pert nippies accidently brushed against each other in the changing room.
You could see her nippies pressing against her sexy t-shirt
Jill blushed as her chilled nippies appeared.
All the guys talked about her hot nippies.
You could see her nippies pressing against her sexy t-shirt
Jill blushed as her chilled nippies appeared.
All the guys talked about her hot nippies.
nippies by titties and cake September 10, 2004
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