ninjoo
ninjoo by Owais Nazir May 1, 2004
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ninjocracy
Crime is quite low in a ninjocracy, because would-be criminals know that the punishment for violating any law is a swift katana-beheading within 3 seconds of the commission of the crime.
A ninjocracy presidential election is unique because voters never see nor hear the candidates.
A ninjocracy presidential election is unique because voters never see nor hear the candidates.
ninjocracy by Thomas Ry January 13, 2008
Related Words
ninjoo • ninjor • Ninoosh • ninjaofdarkness • Ninjomie • nikjoo'd • Ningoo • Ninjaonc • Ninjaous • Ninjiority
nikjoo'd
An alternative form of reverse psychology favoured by Brits
When someone tricks you into making a decision by pretending that you've already decided.
Pronounced *nik-You'd* or *nick-Jude*
When someone tricks you into making a decision by pretending that you've already decided.
Pronounced *nik-You'd* or *nick-Jude*
ninjombies
Ninjombies are the rad mixture of ninjas and zombies often fighting vampirates which are a mixture of vampires and pirates... which are gay. Their are two great ninjombies known as Kieron and Chadrick although affiliating with the chevie who is a gay vampirate and is dating a walking tomato, the chadrick is still loyal to the ninjombies.
1. HOLY SHIT run its the ninjombies!!!
2. Daaamn, that vampirate just got pwned in the face by a ninjombie!!
3. That ninjombie just owned that tomato
2. Daaamn, that vampirate just got pwned in the face by a ninjombie!!
3. That ninjombie just owned that tomato
ninjombies by Kieron the pwn master December 25, 2007
Ninjaonc
A person whom has a strong unconditional love for mercy's tracer's widomaker's and roadhog's thicc ass
Ninjaonc by Cursed Tonge May 8, 2017
Ninjomie
Ninjomie by Bitch Tits of NP January 3, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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