ninjoo

anything that is squeezable or is rubbery in substance.

Baby's face, breasts, or a beer belly

by Owais Nazir May 1, 2004

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ninjocracy

Government run by ninjas

Crime is quite low in a ninjocracy, because would-be criminals know that the punishment for violating any law is a swift katana-beheading within 3 seconds of the commission of the crime.

A ninjocracy presidential election is unique because voters never see nor hear the candidates.

by Thomas Ry January 13, 2008

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nikjoo'd

An alternative form of reverse psychology favoured by Brits

When someone tricks you into making a decision by pretending that you've already decided.

Pronounced *nik-You'd* or *nick-Jude*

Friend 1: *Erm I can't decide which ice cream flavour, there are too many options...*
Friend 2: *Mate, come on -- you already know*
Friend 1: *Uff you're right, I want vanilla*

<<15 minutes later>>
Friend 1: *Ffs, I was just nikjoo'd... and I'm basic!*

by annakasi April 17, 2019

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ninjombies

Ninjombies are the rad mixture of ninjas and zombies often fighting vampirates which are a mixture of vampires and pirates... which are gay. Their are two great ninjombies known as Kieron and Chadrick although affiliating with the chevie who is a gay vampirate and is dating a walking tomato, the chadrick is still loyal to the ninjombies.

1. HOLY SHIT run its the ninjombies!!!
2. Daaamn, that vampirate just got pwned in the face by a ninjombie!!
3. That ninjombie just owned that tomato

by Kieron the pwn master December 25, 2007

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