ninja poof 

To suddenly disappear, like in all the kung-fu movies in the 80's.

Mike ninja poofed out of that meeting this morning.

ninja poof by M. Stout July 12, 2007

ninja poof 

When one wishes to execute the ninja poof, one must have a fart, or air buscuit, at the ready. When said fart is about come to fruition, reach one hand inside of your pants, cup your sphincter, let it rip, and then hold it. Once in your hand you will have about 5 seconds to throw it into someone's face

to self: I gotta fart (reaches in pants and farts into hand)
to friend: hey man you gotta come check this thing out in my hand (friend walks over; throws fart in friend's face)
To Friend: haha you just got ninja poofed

ninja poof by s8vewatrdrnkbeer January 17, 2009

Poof Ninja 

A Poof Ninja is another term for stupid looking female that jus woke up, and is extremely pissed off at the world. She has ninja abilities cause she is a karate master, and knows many major pressure points on the human body. The "poof" is for the marshmallow "poofness" her face looks like after having 3 hrs sleep cause of all the wild sex from the previous night.

Evan: Hey that chick sure looks like a poof ninja.

Ran: Hey poof ninja, wanna go get a facelift to fix ur face.

Arash: I love my poof ninja soooo much. vai

Poof Ninja by Antal101 December 21, 2009

Poof Ninja 

A 'poof ninja' is the most extremely radical creature in all the galaxy. It can poof from one place to another and sneak up behind you. This usually leads to slicing your throat open and screaming poof!

Elissa: Dakota is a poof Ninja!
Vikki: So I've heard!
Dakota: *Poofs* *Slices Vikki's throat open* POOOOOOOOOF!!!!!

Poof Ninja by Myoki December 25, 2008

Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.

I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster

Ninja poofing by Cordmeister July 8, 2010

ninjapoo 

a sneaky type of poo that quickly hides in the shadowy hole in the back of the toilet so that when the person who birthed that poo turns to check, it appears there is no poo whatsoever!
Belvedere Sampsonite discovered he ninjapoo in 1708 after refusing to believe that all his pushing and groaning had been for nothing.

Abe thought someone had stolen his turd but Francis said its probably a ninjapoo.

ninjapoo by scottoff August 20, 2007

ninjapoo 

A neglectful dog owner who fails to clean up after their dog.

"Ninjapoo struck again last night, and now I have a log on my front lawn."

ninjapoo by Scott Oseychik December 19, 2008