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Brooklyn Nine-Nine
A sitcom about cops in the 99th precinct part of the NYPD who find themselves in all sorts of shenanigans. AKA my life
Jake: That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine sir, catch bad guys and look good doing it! (quote from Brooklyn Nine-Nine s1e1)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine by Greg the fart horse April 28, 2019
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nien nunb
Nien Nunb is quite possibly the greatest character in the Star Wars Universe. He is a caring, loving, handsome Sullustan from the planet Sullust. Nien Nunb helped smuggle Alderaanians off of Sullust and into space. Not only is Nien Nunb impeccably sexy, but he has the most beautiful laugh.
Lando Calrissian: We've gotta be getting some kind of a reading on that shield, up or down!
Nien Nunb: (Sullustan speech)
Lando Calrissian: But how could they be jamming us if they don't know... that we're coming?
Nien Nunb: *stares at camera and back at Lando in disbelief, repeatedly*
nien nunb sullust sullustan
Nien Nunb: (Sullustan speech)
Lando Calrissian: But how could they be jamming us if they don't know... that we're coming?
Nien Nunb: *stares at camera and back at Lando in disbelief, repeatedly*
nien nunb sullust sullustan
nien nunb by ballsohard96404 July 22, 2016
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the best show ever created. I would definitely recommend that you bless your eyes with this show. It's "cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt" in the words of Jake Peralta.
Person 1: Hey friend!
Person 2: Hey dude!
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Just watching the best show ever!
Person 1: Oh your watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Person 2: Hey dude!
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Just watching the best show ever!
Person 1: Oh your watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Brooklyn Nine-Nine by hugs_before_drugs November 29, 2019
Soldier Number Nine
Origin: From the Middle Eastern military practice of soldiers counting off and the 9th soldier in every squad becomes the fuck-buddy for the rest of the men while they're in the field. Related to bacha bazi, the Afghani practice of taking boys, dressing them up like girls, teaching them to dance and then using them as sex slaves.
In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa
American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.
In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa
American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.
You: "Hey Bob--how the fuck ya' doing?"
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).
Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).
Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."
Soldier Number Nine by Ho-Chi-Mint September 16, 2013
Shin Megami Tensei NINE
Some Japanese Xbox game.
Gained popularity from the Youtube video "NINE is Terrifying" by Marsh, and the script of the video was turned into a copypasta within the Shin Megami Tensei community.
Gained popularity from the Youtube video "NINE is Terrifying" by Marsh, and the script of the video was turned into a copypasta within the Shin Megami Tensei community.
"Shin Megami Tensei NINE is a psychological horror game about a guy who gets attacked by a giant angry scrotum at a Taylor Swift concert, and then spends several months facing horrific hallucinations from the resulting PTSD."
-Marsh, 2020
-Marsh, 2020
Shin Megami Tensei NINE by The God of Mediocrity September 2, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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