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Nineball 

an unbelievably stupid person
Did you see that nineball? He thought he could hit on that big dude's girlfriend!
Nineball by Mr White January 25, 2005

nine-ball 

Albert is a total nine-ball.
nine-ball by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003

niceball 

1. n. A prank in which the prankster drives around quiet streets and shouts "NICE BALLS!" as loud as possible out the vehicle's window at unsuspecting pedestrians to elicit a reaction, usually one of shock or confusion. Traditionally two people participate, one shouter and one spotter. The spotter designates targets for the shouter. The driver can be either the shouter or the spotter.

niceballer, n. One who participates in niceball.

2. v. niceballs, niceballed, niceballing. To prank an unsuspecting pedestrian in this manner.
How 'bout a game of niceball?

One guy we niceballed ducked and covered like it was a drive-by shooting.
niceball by Fick Dich March 9, 2009

Nineballer 

worthless people from a worthless county or riverside. they all wear black shoes with black socks with black shorts(preferrable dickies) with black t-shirt(tapout, warrior, wannabee fight gear ect.) black hats and black sunglasses. with lifted trucks to make up for sexual impotence theese douchebags love nappy beers like bud and cooers. they also commonly court nasty skanks who wear plattform sandals with lots of pink and zebra print (a.k.a. bro hoes) all 9ballers think they can fight and will front whenever possible, but fear not for they are ALL pussies and will undoubtably get K.T.F.O. if they rolled up to anyone in HB.
"did you see those nineballers who just parked on P.C.H.?"

"yes, lets go kill them!"

"agreed, lets!"
Nineballer by Cornish Jaberig April 20, 2009

Behind the nine ball 

A little worse than being behind the eight ball. I have said this MANY times and very few peeps catch it. They all hear 'behind the eight ball' LOL
You: "That guy is DEEP SHIT!!"

Me: "Yeah, he's behind the nine ball"
Behind the nine ball by Klaatu_347 October 16, 2008

nine ball knuckle shuffle 

playing with one's balls.
I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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