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Nineball 

an unbelievably stupid person
Did you see that nineball? He thought he could hit on that big dude's girlfriend!
Nineball by Mr White January 25, 2005

nine-ball 

dork, loser, clueless idiot
Albert is a total nine-ball.
nine-ball by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003

niceball 

1. n. A prank in which the prankster drives around quiet streets and shouts "NICE BALLS!" as loud as possible out the vehicle's window at unsuspecting pedestrians to elicit a reaction, usually one of shock or confusion. Traditionally two people participate, one shouter and one spotter. The spotter designates targets for the shouter. The driver can be either the shouter or the spotter.

niceballer, n. One who participates in niceball.

2. v. niceballs, niceballed, niceballing. To prank an unsuspecting pedestrian in this manner.
How 'bout a game of niceball?

One guy we niceballed ducked and covered like it was a drive-by shooting.
niceball by Fick Dich March 9, 2009

Nineballer 

worthless people from a worthless county or riverside. they all wear black shoes with black socks with black shorts(preferrable dickies) with black t-shirt(tapout, warrior, wannabee fight gear ect.) black hats and black sunglasses. with lifted trucks to make up for sexual impotence theese douchebags love nappy beers like bud and cooers. they also commonly court nasty skanks who wear plattform sandals with lots of pink and zebra print (a.k.a. bro hoes) all 9ballers think they can fight and will front whenever possible, but fear not for they are ALL pussies and will undoubtably get K.T.F.O. if they rolled up to anyone in HB.
"did you see those nineballers who just parked on P.C.H.?"

"yes, lets go kill them!"

"agreed, lets!"
Nineballer by Cornish Jaberig April 20, 2009

Behind the nine ball 

A little worse than being behind the eight ball. I have said this MANY times and very few peeps catch it. They all hear 'behind the eight ball' LOL
You: "That guy is DEEP SHIT!!"

Me: "Yeah, he's behind the nine ball"
Behind the nine ball by Klaatu_347 October 16, 2008

nine ball knuckle shuffle 

playing with one's balls.
I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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