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night balls

basically, night balls are blue balls that have been acquired by getting lap dances at a strip club all night.
dude, after getting 7 lap dances at the rhino last night i was cruisin home with a serious case of night balls.
by troyco December 31, 2008
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Ball Night!

Refers to a running joke on the popular ESPN television show Pardon The Interruption. Often at the end of the program, Tony Kornheiser asks Michael Wilbon what he will be watching on TV that evening. If the night's sports action is dominated by a host of good basketball games, Wilbon and Tony Reali let Kornheiser know that it is a Ball Night. This is done via a quick rundown of the best games and a statement that it is a Ball Night by Wilbon, followed by Reali yelling "Ball Night!!!" from off-camera.
Wilbon: Tony, there are some great NBA games tonight, including Bulls-Heat followed by OKC-Lakers. It is a Ball Night! No question!

Reali: Ball Niiiiiiight!!!!!!
by G_T March 29, 2012
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–verb
1. To leave or to go somewhere else alot in one night.

2. To be in many places in a small amount of time.

3. To experience a great deal of enjoyment in one area.
Tim: "Wow, you sure are in a hurry"
Chep "Yeah, I gotta head out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a Friday night"

Butch "GET BACK HERE, YOU NUCKLEBELLY HARDCHIN"
Barb "I better boot-scoot out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a friday night!"
by ChepsterFTW June 23, 2009
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Nightball

An eightball consumed before going to bed by someone who has the ability to go to bed after an eightball. If said person does not have the tolerance to go to sleep, the consumption does not constitute a nightball.
My friend Robyn suggested I do a nightball to soothe my nerves.
by Jewbacchus August 5, 2007
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nightball

A slimy ball that randomly appears in your dryer after you leave it on over night, some northern cultures eat it as delicacy. A night ball is mostly made of mucus that is collected in the anal cavities and then transferred to ones under bridges and then the dryer
"Hey kate, can I use your phone as a light so I can find an outlet?"
"No i'm using it"
"DON'T BE SUCH A NIGHTBALL"
by johannavannippleballs November 24, 2011
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nightballbizrack

the nightball, uh randumleh blaced objegd uv ballz thad abbearz in the night, iz noen to ged bizzeh with large rackz uv mota oil. that iz wai id haz ben cawlld, the "nightballbizrack"

nightball foah idz tendensee to be uh objegd uv ballz randumleh blaced that abbears in the night, bizrack beguz id lygz to ged bizzeh with rackz uv mota oil.

id iz vereh eazeh to nod nodizz the nightballbizrack, zo be garevul nod do sdeb on id beguz id egzbelz whide goo, whige iz briddy zig. but, thiz whide goo gan be uzed do gure zizdig vibroziz, and there'z no zciendific broov that zez that.
Oops i just steped on that nightball. Look out here comes the substances
by Rig Mogan March 23, 2003
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