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Ball Night! 

Refers to a running joke on the popular ESPN television show Pardon The Interruption. Often at the end of the program, Tony Kornheiser asks Michael Wilbon what he will be watching on TV that evening. If the night's sports action is dominated by a host of good basketball games, Wilbon and Tony Reali let Kornheiser know that it is a Ball Night. This is done via a quick rundown of the best games and a statement that it is a Ball Night by Wilbon, followed by Reali yelling "Ball Night!!!" from off-camera.
Wilbon: Tony, there are some great NBA games tonight, including Bulls-Heat followed by OKC-Lakers. It is a Ball Night! No question!

Reali: Ball Niiiiiiight!!!!!!
Ball Night! by G_T March 29, 2012

Night Teety Ball

Night Teety Ball is the original variant of Teety Ball. Teety Ball is a game adjacent to four square, also known as nine square (a.k.a nine square in the air). It can also be referred to as ‘NTB’. In this game, there are nine elevated squares which the players stand under. Anywhere between three and nine players can compete to reach the center square. Whoever does this is the winner (as long as they don’t hit the ball out of bounds). It’s only called Night Teety Ball when it is played at night. During the daytime or afternoon, it’s called Day Teety Ball or Afternoon Teety Ball. There’s a common misconception that this game relates to nine-ball, but it does not.
Jake: Who wants to play Night Teety Ball? It’s like four square… but better!

Out like a Ballsack on a Friday Night

–verb
1. To leave or to go somewhere else alot in one night.

2. To be in many places in a small amount of time.

3. To experience a great deal of enjoyment in one area.
Tim: "Wow, you sure are in a hurry"
Chep "Yeah, I gotta head out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a Friday night"

Butch "GET BACK HERE, YOU NUCKLEBELLY HARDCHIN"
Barb "I better boot-scoot out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a friday night!"
An eightball consumed before going to bed by someone who has the ability to go to bed after an eightball. If said person does not have the tolerance to go to sleep, the consumption does not constitute a nightball.
My friend Robyn suggested I do a nightball to soothe my nerves.
Nightball by Jewbacchus August 5, 2007
A slimy ball that randomly appears in your dryer after you leave it on over night, some northern cultures eat it as delicacy. A night ball is mostly made of mucus that is collected in the anal cavities and then transferred to ones under bridges and then the dryer
"Hey kate, can I use your phone as a light so I can find an outlet?"
"No i'm using it"
"DON'T BE SUCH A NIGHTBALL"
nightball by johannavannippleballs November 24, 2011

nightballbizrack 

the nightball, uh randumleh blaced objegd uv ballz thad abbearz in the night, iz noen to ged bizzeh with large rackz uv mota oil. that iz wai id haz ben cawlld, the "nightballbizrack"

nightball foah idz tendensee to be uh objegd uv ballz randumleh blaced that abbears in the night, bizrack beguz id lygz to ged bizzeh with rackz uv mota oil.

id iz vereh eazeh to nod nodizz the nightballbizrack, zo be garevul nod do sdeb on id beguz id egzbelz whide goo, whige iz briddy zig. but, thiz whide goo gan be uzed do gure zizdig vibroziz, and there'z no zciendific broov that zez that.
Oops i just steped on that nightball. Look out here comes the substances
nightballbizrack by Rig Mogan March 23, 2003