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night balls 

basically, night balls are blue balls that have been acquired by getting lap dances at a strip club all night.
dude, after getting 7 lap dances at the rhino last night i was cruisin home with a serious case of night balls.
night balls by troyco December 31, 2008
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Ball Night! 

Refers to a running joke on the popular ESPN television show Pardon The Interruption. Often at the end of the program, Tony Kornheiser asks Michael Wilbon what he will be watching on TV that evening. If the night's sports action is dominated by a host of good basketball games, Wilbon and Tony Reali let Kornheiser know that it is a Ball Night. This is done via a quick rundown of the best games and a statement that it is a Ball Night by Wilbon, followed by Reali yelling "Ball Night!!!" from off-camera.
Wilbon: Tony, there are some great NBA games tonight, including Bulls-Heat followed by OKC-Lakers. It is a Ball Night! No question!

Reali: Ball Niiiiiiight!!!!!!
Ball Night! by G_T March 29, 2012

Night Teety Ball

Night Teety Ball is the original variant of Teety Ball. Teety Ball is a game adjacent to four square, also known as nine square (a.k.a nine square in the air). It can also be referred to as ‘NTB’. In this game, there are nine elevated squares which the players stand under. Anywhere between three and nine players can compete to reach the center square. Whoever does this is the winner (as long as they don’t hit the ball out of bounds). It’s only called Night Teety Ball when it is played at night. During the daytime or afternoon, it’s called Day Teety Ball or Afternoon Teety Ball. There’s a common misconception that this game relates to nine-ball, but it does not.
Jake: Who wants to play Night Teety Ball? It’s like four square… but better!

Out like a Ballsack on a Friday Night

verb
1. To leave or to go somewhere else alot in one night.

2. To be in many places in a small amount of time.

3. To experience a great deal of enjoyment in one area.
Tim: "Wow, you sure are in a hurry"
Chep "Yeah, I gotta head out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a Friday night"

Butch "GET BACK HERE, YOU NUCKLEBELLY HARDCHIN"
Barb "I better boot-scoot out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a friday night!"
An eightball consumed before going to bed by someone who has the ability to go to bed after an eightball. If said person does not have the tolerance to go to sleep, the consumption does not constitute a nightball.
My friend Robyn suggested I do a nightball to soothe my nerves.
Nightball by Jewbacchus August 5, 2007
A slimy ball that randomly appears in your dryer after you leave it on over night, some northern cultures eat it as delicacy. A night ball is mostly made of mucus that is collected in the anal cavities and then transferred to ones under bridges and then the dryer
"Hey kate, can I use your phone as a light so I can find an outlet?"
"No i'm using it"
"DON'T BE SUCH A NIGHTBALL"
nightball by johannavannippleballs November 24, 2011

nightballbizrack 

the nightball, uh randumleh blaced objegd uv ballz thad abbearz in the night, iz noen to ged bizzeh with large rackz uv mota oil. that iz wai id haz ben cawlld, the "nightballbizrack"

nightball foah idz tendensee to be uh objegd uv ballz randumleh blaced that abbears in the night, bizrack beguz id lygz to ged bizzeh with rackz uv mota oil.

id iz vereh eazeh to nod nodizz the nightballbizrack, zo be garevul nod do sdeb on id beguz id egzbelz whide goo, whige iz briddy zig. but, thiz whide goo gan be uzed do gure zizdig vibroziz, and there'z no zciendific broov that zez that.
Oops i just steped on that nightball. Look out here comes the substances
nightballbizrack by Rig Mogan March 23, 2003
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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