niggament

a predicament that only a silly black person would get in. Commonly used as a warning to a person getting on your nerves whose ass you could kick.

now listen, stop before you get yourself in a niggament.

by Moneypilesup January 28, 2008

Niggaman

An amazing, black superhero
He disappears at night, can steal better than Catwoman, can jump 20 feet vertically, and can run faster than Usain Bolt. His weakness is water, so he is the only adult capable of drowning in a kiddy pool.

After Niggaman stole the Crown Jewels, he lay down in the middle of the black street. The cops were never able to find him.

by Magic Cowy June 1, 2016

niggamen

A real nigga; a nigga gentleman.

Look at those niggas, they are some good niggamen.

by datnigga1253 December 6, 2019

niggamelon

Can be used in place of "watermelon"

What kinda four loko do you want?

Gemme some of dat niggamelon drank!

by goincrazy March 31, 2011

niggaest

Something that kicks ass or is tight, cool, chill, rocks, ect.

JJ: Damn nigga did you see Kyle do that back flip?

Brandon: Yeah man that was the niggaest shit I ever saw!

by Christayy May 4, 2009

Niggamer

A niggamer is a gamer (usually a man) who is of African American descent. Known for stealing dates to gamer prom and talking about everyone’s mom on Xbox

These niggamers keep taking my e-girlfriends

by yung messiah November 22, 2017

Niggameter

Three-fifths of a meter.

The nearest store is about a niggameter away.

by DJFistacular March 9, 2009