niggament
a predicament that only a silly black person would get in. Commonly used as a warning to a person getting on your nerves whose ass you could kick.
niggament by Moneypilesup January 28, 2008
Niggaman
An amazing, black superhero
He disappears at night, can steal better than Catwoman, can jump 20 feet vertically, and can run faster than Usain Bolt. His weakness is water, so he is the only adult capable of drowning in a kiddy pool.
He disappears at night, can steal better than Catwoman, can jump 20 feet vertically, and can run faster than Usain Bolt. His weakness is water, so he is the only adult capable of drowning in a kiddy pool.
After Niggaman stole the Crown Jewels, he lay down in the middle of the black street. The cops were never able to find him.
Niggaman by Magic Cowy June 1, 2016
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A niggamer is a gamer (usually a man) who is of African American descent. Known for stealing dates to gamer prom and talking about everyone’s mom on Xbox
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