Definition:
A mythical condition that occurs when someone confidently explains something they absolutely do not understand, usually while eating snacks and maintaining intense eye contact.
Symptoms include:
Using the word “technically” way too often
Sweating while lying
Starting sentences with “Listen, I’m not a scientist, but…”
Ending arguments by referencing a cousin who “knows a guy”
“Bro saidgravity is just the Earth breathing in and out. That man got a serious case of niggathentisyst.”
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.