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nigga magic 

Also known as "Black's magic" or "Dark's arts", Its is the supernatural ability of a black person to do something that is not possible by human means.
A black person is running away on foot from the police car in a 200 meter straight away and out runs the car when its going full speed. Nigga magic

A black person feeds a family of 9 on a janitor's wage. Nigga magic

A black person makes a 6 word sentence into one word. Nigga magic
nigga magic by the house nigga March 2, 2011

niggamajig 

A Device or object obtained illegally by a black person.
"We searched the house, and we found several niggamajigs, including stereos, handguns and other various items."
niggamajig by Jeff Dotrive March 31, 2008

niggamancer 

Niggamancer. A term used for necromancers who are black or necromancers who can only summon black people.

They are weak to water.
Guy 1 : Dude why is there so many black zombies

Guy 2 : Holy shit thats the works of a niggamancer, get the water hose.
niggamancer by ShaftOfMiddleEast January 6, 2021

Captain Niggamerica 

When Captain America becomes black
Captain America is black now? I guess we have to call him Captain Niggamerica!

nigramatic 

The persuasive art of black dramatic acting.
Ebert: Did you catch Hodge Stansson in Unforgivable?
Roeper: You mean, "BITCH...tha's a MISTAKE."
Ebert: Yes! That is nigramatic acting to a T.
Roeper: What about, "Negro PLEASE. Didn't any one tell you that this was an ALL WHITE party, huh? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me. "
Ebert: Ah....Terry Crews in White Chicks; touche.
nigramatic by elparkdeshark April 17, 2008

Niggamatic 

Acting and using language and mannerism of black people. Overuse of street language etc. Trying to act cool and using sms/text language
Yea 4 sure my kuzzys. I was thurrr and it was off the heezy! Gutted that Da Game waznt thurrr but ya no, when you be playa hateing, you be phat dissing my home streetz. Big shout outz to ma homies cam cryptonyte and dan p-p-Playa!
-Jo U-Nit

wher iz d skul?
Stop using niggamatic language!
Niggamatic by holden boy September 11, 2007

niggamatism

An ocular ailment in which one can only see black people.
Black: Hey nigga, whadup?
White: Oh you must be mistaken, I'm white.
Black: Oh shit, I'm sorry. Must be my niggamatism actin up again.
niggamatism by White Pete June 18, 2005
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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