niggathentisyst (noun)
/nig-uh-THEN-ti-sist/
Definition:
A mythical condition that occurs when someone confidently explains something they absolutely do not understand, usually while eating snacks and maintaining intense eye contact.
Symptoms include:
Using the word “technically” way too often
Sweating while lying
Starting sentences with “Listen, I’m not a scientist, but…”
Ending arguments by referencing a cousin who “knows a guy”
/nig-uh-THEN-ti-sist/
Definition:
A mythical condition that occurs when someone confidently explains something they absolutely do not understand, usually while eating snacks and maintaining intense eye contact.
Symptoms include:
Using the word “technically” way too often
Sweating while lying
Starting sentences with “Listen, I’m not a scientist, but…”
Ending arguments by referencing a cousin who “knows a guy”
“Bro said gravity is just the Earth breathing in and out. That man got a serious case of niggathentisyst.”
by Kolhsrl July 08, 2025
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