An amazing, black superhero
He disappears at night, can steal better than Catwoman, can jump 20 feet vertically, and can run faster than Usain Bolt. His weakness is water, so he is the only adult capable of drowning in a kiddy pool.
After Niggaman stole the Crown Jewels, he lay down in the middle of the black street. The cops were never able to find him.
The greatest team ever created in the history of competitive pokemon. It is a monowater team in bw that has never lost a tournament match. It is likely that this team will never lose as god blessed it with the ability to power through any match up. The legitimacy of these statements is 102% accurate with a 2% margin of error.