niffles 

A common term used to refer to players and sometimes friends of players that are part of, or have been “infected by”, a union/organization that promotes player bullying, spreading mis-information, and denounces all forms of logic and reason.

“I don’t understand what their issue is....I thought I was being very understanding”
“It’s not your fault, they obviously have the Niffles”

niffles by GoS User May 28, 2020

niffler 

1. the creature in harry potter that's rather fuzzy and can sniff out gold.
2. a word meaning "nothing" or "nevermind." a common abbreviation is "niff."

girlie: hey, what's up?
guyface: niffler, i'm just chillin.
girlie: thats awesome! i love you!

niffler by forearm October 28, 2005

dick niffler 

A girl who relentlessly sniffs and snuffles through a crowded club searching for the biggest, stinkiest cock to suck, craving the largest collection of smegma on the cheesiest unwashed foreskin in the room but willing to settle for any three cheese dicks to make her air tight.

Check out that skank over at the bar, she seems to be sniffing at guys as they walk by. Whats up with that? Oh thats Mikes wife, she is a total dick niffler , but on the bright side I guess this means he's back to work!

dick niffler by BKD1099 October 24, 2016

niffle 

A nondescript and variable act of physical affection. Typically mild and/or gentle, but potentially quite intimate.

She niffles my nose every time I sniffle - and then gives me a tissue.

niffle by weep0r January 15, 2010

Blanket niffler

When a woman you’re sleeping next to, usually a red head, steals all the blankets and pillows and hides them across the bed. This is a subconscious move. Easily identified by red hair, and beautiful eyes.

Bro, that chick from last night was a total blanket niffler, I woke up freezing cold, she took every blanket in the house.

Blanket niffler by LB Sweet November 4, 2019

Niffle 

An extremely aggressive creature known mainly to live in outback Australia, commonly mistaken for the fabled creature the "Drop Bear", with it's fuzzy ears which aren't covered in sharp spikes like the rest of the body.

"Ay brah, c dat drop beer der?" "NUH CUZ, DAS A NIFFLE!

Niffle by NarwhalBaconsWhen? July 15, 2011

niffler 

to go down on a woman

i am gonna give you one hard niffler now

niffler by Britishbulldog September 5, 2003