nick nolted 

drinking and driving to deal with the bullshit

Rob- how was work yesterday?
Mike- terrible, I labored with three new guys that didnt know shit 'bout shit. I had to get Nick Nolted on the way home.

nick nolted by Tony Oats December 20, 2006

Nick Nolteed 

Intoxicated to the point where all self-recognition is lost and one wakes up with fewer friends.

Wow, Hogan* was so Nick Nolteed last night he tried to kiss Kelly* and pissed his pants. He woke up beside Paris Hogan* with a toliet paper roll in his ass...

Nick Nolteed by Lucy Lawless March 24, 2007

Nick Nolte Effect 

This effect occurs when graying men decide to grow their hair to shoulder length and on occasion grow out their beard. Commonly these men have a love for Hawaiian shirts and making comedies with Eddie Murphy.

The Nick Nolte effect really took its toll on our bus driver.

Nick Nolte Effect by Surprised Kid November 21, 2010

Nick Nolte 

A pro-skater from Virginia Beach, Virginia.

He is sponsored by DeeZel, Sole Brothers, NHS, Independent, Type-S, and Bones.

Nick Nolte also plays a lot of XBox Live. His gamertag is XxFALLENxX SN .

He plays Halo 3, Skate 2, and Forza 2.

Did you see Nick Nolte at that contest the other day?? He pulled a Nollie Big Back Tail like it was nothin!! Totally stomped the competition.

Nick Nolte by SaInT ShOwTiMe June 28, 2009

Nick Nolte 

1. A male Hollywood actor. 2. Used to describe a man or woman that has ravaged their looks from excessive smoking of cigarettes And/Or Meth.

My sister set me up on a blind date, but this chick was a Nick Nolte. She was younger then me but her face was nasty!

Nick Nolte by the2ndflood February 15, 2008

Nick Nolte 

an incriment of marijuana. Not a dime bag, but a nickel bag of weed. When all you got is $5 on it and no friends around to pony up the other 5 bucks. If you must get high and dont have $10 for a dime bag one of these is purchased.

None of my boys are around to blaze and I'm kind of broke, maybe I'll just pick up a Nick Nolte.

Nick Nolte by Mr. Xcitement December 30, 2008