Nice shit 

When you have something everyone wants to brag about

John you have a bunch of nice shit in your crib.

Nice shit by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Nice shit 

The prettest of all turds

Thats one hell of a nice shit you took.

Nice shit by Shithouse man November 5, 2018

nice shit hay 

originally spoken by Shaycarls mother, mother of famous youtube celebrity Shaycarl, when he made a good shot in baseball.

Now used as a general acknowledgement when Shaycarl does something of same nature.
shaycarl owns the channels
youtube.com/shaytards
youtube.com/iphonetard
youtube.com/shaycarl
youtube.com/shayloss

grandma/tard: "nice Shit hay,,, oopps I mean nice hit Shay"

nice shit hay by shaytards viewer August 18, 2011

Nice girls shit ice cream. 

A common delusion afflicting the self-styled "nice girl" (who may be either male or female), which consists of the mistaken belief that he/she is soooo superior to the "great unwashed" masses that he/she is excused from the indignity of being subject to the same natural bodily functions as the rest of us. One specific sense of the word denotes sexual frigidity -- i.e., "nice girls" don't have orgasms; they only submit to sexual intercourse in order to fulfill their duty to God and Country.

The girl acts as though she had a Tastee Freez dispenser up her butt. Pretends the thought of having sex has never entered her mind. Yeah, right, and nice girls shit ice cream.

Nice girls shit ice cream. by Dinkum August 12, 2013

nice as shit 

extremely good or talented at something.

"Yo you nice as shiiiiiit...like willad."

nice as shit by lucas dan March 28, 2005

nice shitepipe

If someone has a nice shite pipe, they have a tidy-as-fuck hole, in which someone would love to ram their bear cock up

Thomas: Jesus Christ, she'd get it, she has a nice shitepipe
Me: the fuck is a shite pipe?
Thomas: the hole, just the hole

nice shitepipe by McGinnTheRealOG December 18, 2013

if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty. 

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.

James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty. by dailybirdsandtrees August 4, 2011