sotard

A retard that drinks way to much soda.

Why are there so much empty cans in your house? My brothers a sotard.

by dailybirdsandtrees July 24, 2011

if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.

James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

by dailybirdsandtrees August 04, 2011

coaster chicken

When a whole chicken is smashed flat and dried to make a coaster for drinks.

Dude these coaster chickens smell like shit.

by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

chode smoke

A cigar thats so fat and burnt down thats it wider than it is long.

Yesterday I burned my face on a good chode smoke.

by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

croprastibating

fucking up the pronunciation of procrastibating

Jim: Dude stop croprastibating!
Billy: You mean procrastinating?
Jim" Yeah somthin like that.

by dailybirdsandtrees August 17, 2011

happiness

the occasional moment when one is not contemplating why they are unhappy.

bro 1: dude are you experiencing happiness?

bro 2: damn it, I was but now that you made me think about it, I'm not.

by dailybirdsandtrees January 01, 2017

fucked fourty

When a person turns 40 and realizes their old as hell.

Dude your dad is just about fucked fourty by now right?

by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011