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fucked fourty

When a person turns 40 and realizes their old as hell.
Dude your dad is just about fucked fourty by now right?
by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011
mugGet the fucked fourtymug.

croprastibating

Jim: Dude stop croprastibating!
Billy: You mean procrastinating?
Jim" Yeah somthin like that.
by dailybirdsandtrees August 17, 2011
mugGet the croprastibatingmug.

if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.
James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
by dailybirdsandtrees August 4, 2011
mugGet the if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.mug.

coaster chicken

When a whole chicken is smashed flat and dried to make a coaster for drinks.
by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011
mugGet the coaster chickenmug.

sotard

A retard that drinks way to much soda.
Why are there so much empty cans in your house? My brothers a sotard.
by dailybirdsandtrees July 24, 2011
mugGet the sotardmug.

chode smoke

A cigar thats so fat and burnt down thats it wider than it is long.
Yesterday I burned my face on a good chode smoke.
by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011
mugGet the chode smokemug.

neck cancer

Cancer that occurs anywhere on or in the neck. Most cases caused by smoking, excessive drinking, or excessive sun exposure(skin cancer).
Shit dude don't sit so close to your computer monitor, that shit'll give you neck cancer.
by dailybirdsandtrees May 31, 2018
mugGet the neck cancermug.

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