fucked fourty

When a person turns 40 and realizes their old as hell.

Dude your dad is just about fucked fourty by now right?

by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

neck cancer

Cancer that occurs anywhere on or in the neck. Most cases caused by smoking, excessive drinking, or excessive sun exposure(skin cancer).

Shit dude don't sit so close to your computer monitor, that shit'll give you neck cancer.

by dailybirdsandtrees May 31, 2018

coprastibating

several people procrastibating simultaneously.

What are guys you doing later?

We're coprastibating.

by dailybirdsandtrees August 17, 2011

stook

Another word for "stuck"

Why are you bleeding? He stook me with a shank.

by dailybirdsandtrees July 24, 2011

happiness

the occasional moment when one is not contemplating why they are unhappy.

bro 1: dude are you experiencing happiness?

bro 2: damn it, I was but now that you made me think about it, I'm not.

by dailybirdsandtrees January 01, 2017

if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.

James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

by dailybirdsandtrees August 04, 2011

sotard

A retard that drinks way to much soda.

Why are there so much empty cans in your house? My brothers a sotard.

by dailybirdsandtrees July 24, 2011