dailybirdsandtrees's definitions

fucked fourty

When a person turns 40 and realizes their old as hell.

Dude your dad is just about fucked fourty by now right?

by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

croprastibating

fucking up the pronunciation of procrastibating

Jim: Dude stop croprastibating!
Billy: You mean procrastinating?
Jim" Yeah somthin like that.

by dailybirdsandtrees August 17, 2011

if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.

James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

by dailybirdsandtrees August 4, 2011

coaster chicken

When a whole chicken is smashed flat and dried to make a coaster for drinks.

Dude these coaster chickens smell like shit.

by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

sotard

A retard that drinks way to much soda.

Why are there so much empty cans in your house? My brothers a sotard.

by dailybirdsandtrees July 24, 2011

chode smoke

A cigar thats so fat and burnt down thats it wider than it is long.

Yesterday I burned my face on a good chode smoke.

by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

neck cancer

Cancer that occurs anywhere on or in the neck. Most cases caused by smoking, excessive drinking, or excessive sun exposure(skin cancer).

Shit dude don't sit so close to your computer monitor, that shit'll give you neck cancer.

by dailybirdsandtrees May 31, 2018